It's love...

amsweeter · 1 day

If it involves whiskey and women, it is anything but love. I mean that from the perspective of someone who loves whiskey and loves women. If one drives you to the other, beware.

feedthecollapse · 5 days

Who you think taught you to smoke trees?

BaconMobile · 1 month

I don't think so. A lot of screenshots have a tab open or something with a google search for it as a joke. I think it is funny though :)

BaconMobile · 1 month

Really? Because this has been my experience for the last 6 hours: http://i.imgur.com/hAf2o.jpg

oksiuy · 1 month

That was hilariously awesome.

pedji · 1 month

Where I live they just upped the price from $9.80 to $10.20 per Liter but, that is still a steal.

Breakspeed · 1 month

Hey , whats this guide on how to "taper off" that you refer to? I love drinking but it really is starting to tax heavily on my health and money. I don't want to quit because drinking is a primary focus of my social life and working life. Slowing down just feels hard though.

Also, best of luck to you, fucker.

Tacos_in_my_Butt · 2 months

Hmm, this is pretty much exactly the same as the original except with extra vocals. Honestly I don't feel that they add very much to the track. Here is the original if anyone would like to compare: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUEU8nMy5mA

Also, apparently Nightwave is Rustie's girlfriend.

DamnHipster · 2 months

A bass player with a girlfriend? You must have some personality!

But I kid, nice pictures!

MikeyTheMangler · 3 months

Oh yeah! Fuck that guy. What, does he have to drive his BMW home from the office or something? Does he have to wake up early to give a presentation to his company? Is he about to have sex with a super model and is afraid he might get whiskey dick? No, that motherfucker probably was gonna sleep in shit-filled box. I would have to be drunk to do some shit like that. Fuck.

twoisnotenough · 3 months

The fuck does this have to do with my liver?

MikeyTheMangler · 3 months

STORY TIME:

So a buddy and I were drinkin at a bar all night, when we decided that it would be cheaper to just split a bottle of some gin and watch shit on netflix back at his place. We finish most of the bottle, but I realize I have to catch the metro and he said I could have what was left. When we got to the train, I realized I couldn't take it on because I would likely get arrested, so I offered the remaining 4 or 5 ounces to a homeless guy we saw pickin up fucking cheetos off the god damn sidewalk.

I couldn't fucking believe my ears when he said "no thanks, I'm good" and continued hunting for fucking food on a city sidewalk. It worked out though; I put that shit under my jacket and drank it on the walk home after I got off the train. Then I threw the empty bottle at a building still under construction and that shit made a most satisfying shattering sound when it hit. Fuck yeah. What was I talking about again?

taylorm6707 · 3 months

"I hope I wasn't too much of a faggot."

For some reason drinking brings out the homosexual within, usually do the annoyance of most of my drinking companions.

TonyCancer · 4 months

lol, vidya

feeblmynd · 4 months

I really like Sage Francis and I agree that the 2nd song wasn't amazing. That album is actually where I stopped listening to him. Here are some of my personal favorites: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7XnMiLIqtc http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttJhl9y23Y4 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fw8AaC4VDjQ

Kind of lo-fi based on the time period and available resources but, you would have a difficult time finding a more masterfully crafted set of lyrics.

_Jabe · 4 months

I doubt it. We used to be able to see it by looking in a simple .txt file, but I guess Riot didn't like its users knowing their true score, so they removed it.

Gin_Intoxic · 4 months

I know how you feel with the visiting parents thing. My parents live in a small farm town with absolutely nothing exciting going on ever. Being there just reminds me of how fucking bored I was growing up and how I had to remedy that boredom with drugs and alcohol.

I love my parents though, so I do attempt to make short but sweet visits whenever I get the chance. Just remember that it is more for them than you. Seriously.

Gin_Intoxic · 4 months

2011 is really something to me.

I moved out of this hellhole college town where I was doing nothing but bumming money for 40s and being a complete piece of shit. At 4 in the morning on New Years 2011 I was invited to live in the big city with my brother. Since then I have completely changed my life. Decent job, entirely new social scene that is really inspiring me to become a better person, and experiences that I would never have anywhere else. During all of this, I feel in and out of love with an amazing girl who really taught me a lot and reinstated the courage I had lost in my 2010 downward spiral.

Granted I have now moved up from a 40oz per night to a 6-pack and a 375ml of something dark per night. I'll start paying for all of this soon enough I imagine.

That having been said, a lot of my good friends were not so fortunate in 2011. One lost his high-paying gig immediately after signing an expensive lease in an upscale part of the city and now joins me in drinking to forget. Another couple of friends are stuck in that college hellhole from which I escaped and each conversation I have with them just saddens me and makes me hope that they will one day be able to start anew. Both are still drinking until they forget their location. Amazing how much alcohol can help when in a shitty place in life.

Wall of text, I know, but I am polishing off my second bottle of champagne and am all adderalled out, so this felt good.

tublucow · 5 months

It is called "Jell Sure." Take note, fellow fuckers.

Damionwings · 5 months

Hey look, it's part of the problem.

zetrate · 5 months

Northern Old Town is full of black dudes hanging out on stoops, so it doesn't surprise me that they would choose another cool spot to do that.

zetrate · 5 months

Hehe, I live close to there. After I leave the Dominoes there I always see those chairs when heading 1 south. Not sure why but, it always brings a smile to my face. Whatever happened there looks like it was a good time.

PZLATE · 5 months

That was actually way cooler than I expected.

CG10277 · 6 months

Wow, fuck you.

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