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Friend got robbed! Please Help! by tru_juggernautin AskReddit

[–]C0ckKn0cker 1 point2 points ago

Enhance. Enhance. Enhance.

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Bottle-cap Babe (i.imgur.com)

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Restaurant Tease (i.imgur.com)

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Beach Shower (i.imgur.com)

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Tippy toes (i.imgur.com)

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Anne Hathaway Award Show (i.imgur.com)

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Elevator Tease (i.imgur.com)

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Not a complete waste of time i guess... by Mancinoin eCards

[–]C0ckKn0cker 36 points37 points ago

Should be "than" not "then".

How do I cope with Diarrhea? by iHateDiarrheain AskReddit

[–]C0ckKn0cker 0 points1 point ago

Make sure your phone is charged. Reddit while you poop!

Cops knock up at my door asking if I heard anything suspicious last night...because there was a dead body laying on the sidewalk outside my house. by 2pacsalivein LosAngeles

[–]C0ckKn0cker 0 points1 point ago

Anything like that ever happen in your neighborhood before?

Describe your first time in 5 words. by uhohiqueefedin sex

[–]C0ckKn0cker 7 points8 points ago

Could not get it up.

I'm looking for a witty reply to costumers when they enter the store and say "it smells like cheese in here!" by robocop12in AskReddit

[–]C0ckKn0cker 1 point2 points ago

"That's what she said!"

Who would you say is the most typecast actor...ever? by FoosJunkiein movies

[–]C0ckKn0cker 0 points1 point ago

Leonard Nemoy is always Spock.

Ok Redditors - When you open a browser to use the internet, what are the first 3 sites you visit? by kukukelein AskReddit

[–]C0ckKn0cker 0 points1 point ago

CNN, Facebook, Reddit

IAmA Bored Actor and I'll Make Any Face You Demand of Me (again!) AMA by ElyHenryin IAmA

[–]C0ckKn0cker 0 points1 point ago

Make the Obama "not bad" face.

My older brother just said that "The Dark Knight Rises" is going to flop because Bane isn't muscular enough. What's the stupidest thing you've ever heard about movies? by intothegreatlaughin AskReddit

[–]C0ckKn0cker 5 points6 points ago

That guy from "A knight's tale" and that gay cowboy movie is a terrible choice to play the Joker.

Indie Indy by OneCelloin AdviceAnimals

[–]C0ckKn0cker 20 points21 points ago

So predictable. The grammar Nazis are attacking Indy!

Just sent my wife a very nasty text and saw that it actually went out to my FEMALE boss. Wtf do I do? by throthrothro911in AskReddit

[–]C0ckKn0cker -1 points0 points ago

She said, "don't get my hopes up again"....she wants the dick!

What seemingly dangerous thing do you do that you think you do safely? by NottaGrammerNasiin AskReddit

[–]C0ckKn0cker 0 points1 point ago

Illegal fireworks

Redditors, What's Your Most Convincing Reason To Live? by Vakinoxin AskReddit

[–]C0ckKn0cker 0 points1 point ago

The Dark Knight Rises

SCIENCE. by Detryin nsfw

[–]C0ckKn0cker 0 points1 point ago

She should be wearing gloves!

Is the word "negroid" offensive to you? by cheekytrianglein AskReddit

[–]C0ckKn0cker 1 point2 points ago

Wouldn't a black robot be a "brobot"?

Twice today I have seen people use AKA in the wrong context. What little things do people do that annoy you? by karlalrakin AskReddit

[–]C0ckKn0cker 1 point2 points ago

Than/then

Reddit: At what point would you let your desperation override your personal morals? by blindingdawnin AskReddit

[–]C0ckKn0cker 0 points1 point ago

At about 1:40 a.m or whenever the bartender says, "last call", any woman left in the bar gets rounded up to a 7.

What are somethings to do to pass the time in a 10 hour car ride? by som1elsein AskReddit

[–]C0ckKn0cker 0 points1 point ago

iPad + an entire season of a television show you need to catch up on.

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