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Doggit, any guesses on the breed of my soon-to-be rescue? by Pushpinheartin dogs

[–]Alpha_Bitch 4 points5 points ago

Long body and coat markings strongly indicate corgi. I'd not be surprised if it had a bit of beagle in there too, and possibly a lab grandparent.

[Health] Not to be an overly concerned pet owner, but I'm definitely worried about whats going on with my dog... by Raging_Pwnrin dogs

[–]Alpha_Bitch 0 points1 point ago

I think its sweet that you're so concerned, but I don't think you have much reason to be. I've been working with dogs for a decade (trainer, groomer, vet assistant) and I see these sores fairly often. I can't be certain, of course, but they do appear to be some sort of 'hot spot'. Warts can come and go without much to write home about, but hot spots need a little more attention.

Don't let your pup lick them, keep the areas clean clean clean, and check back in with the vet if the sore spreads or if inflammation is present.

Having A Dog by OliverAndin fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]Alpha_Bitch 0 points1 point ago

"Blat" has earned you my upvote.

And sympathy.

I figure this belongs here as a reminder that tick season is upon us. by natjoin WTF

[–]Alpha_Bitch 1 point2 points ago

A few days? Lol, they would have rendered him bloodless before that spray kicks in. They needed to be removed by hand immediately and the dog treated for anemia. It was on death's doorstep.

Your reddit name is now your serial killer name. What is your M.O./preferred method of killing based on that name? by SammichRepairmanin AskReddit

[–]Alpha_Bitch 1 point2 points ago

I am the human leader of a small wolf pack, which I utilize for my murders...also handy for body disposal. I am also sort of a jerk.

A man who... by btburbankin WTF

[–]Alpha_Bitch 1 point2 points ago

For the lazy

I applaud this decision.

Reddit, let's play an Avengers game. Combine the color of your shirt and the nearest item on your right and that will be your superhero name. Who are you? by gangrene_in_dickin AskReddit

[–]Alpha_Bitch 2 points3 points ago

This was mine as well.

Sooo...how does this work? Do we team up or fight to the death?

Do any Chicagoans have a desk globe that they're willing to part with? by aarons345in chicago

[–]Alpha_Bitch -1 points0 points ago

My ex husband left one here when he moved out, and I never had the heart to throw it away; I've got it packed away in my closet somewhere.

I think its this one (if not, looks just like it)

FREE full-service grooming for your dog by Alpha_Bitchin chicago

[–]Alpha_Bitch[S] 0 points1 point ago

Excellent! I need one of these. :D

Sending info ASAP

FREE full-service grooming for your dog by Alpha_Bitchin chicago

[–]Alpha_Bitch[S] 0 points1 point ago

AH, great, I love Pyrenees dogs! I'll send you my information and we'll keep in contact until I can getcha in

FREE full-service grooming for your dog by Alpha_Bitchin chicago

[–]Alpha_Bitch[S] 0 points1 point ago*

No, no - ha, saying something/someone is a 'guinea pig' means to use them for an experiment. :p And I'll keep you in mind, but Corgis require minimal scissoring (which I need more of)

FREE full-service grooming for your dog by Alpha_Bitchin chicago

[–]Alpha_Bitch[S] 0 points1 point ago

May I ask which breed you have?

FREE full-service grooming for your dog by Alpha_Bitchin chicago

[–]Alpha_Bitch[S] 0 points1 point ago

Will doodly-do!

The last text message you sent are your "famous last words". what would your headstone say? by D0miin AskReddit

[–]Alpha_Bitch 0 points1 point ago

"Damn, that shit was crazy"

I don't hate it!

I'm 31 and I just got my first dog ever. I have NO idea what I'm doing. by bert-rhodesin aww

[–]Alpha_Bitch 2 points3 points ago

Yes. As is lip-licking and other 'disassociation' behaviors (like suddenly being really interested in sniffing the floor or scratching themselves, etc.).

My brother's girlfriend will fit right in with the family. by AptMonikerin pics

[–]Alpha_Bitch 1 point2 points ago

Crawling through mud with live electric lines hanging down all around you. Good stuff.

My brothers bulldog Beefy gave him and his family 10 faithful years of companionship. RIP you ugly son of bitch, you'll be missed greatly. by Mr_Ballyhooin dogs

[–]Alpha_Bitch 10 points11 points ago

Ah, I see a picture of Beefy there by the Chicago lakefront! Regards from another Chicago dog owner, and I'm so sorry for your brother's loss.

For both dog owners and job-seekers: STAY AWAY from Canine Social Club (a dog daycare/boarding facility) by Alpha_Bitchin chicago

[–]Alpha_Bitch 0 points1 point ago

Strictly clarification; I would have spoke in kind if they had punk-rock hair or were deaf instead of gay; I have absolutely nothing against it and have several gay friends who I ferociously adore. But you know what, it really doesn't matter. I'll edit that out. Thank you for keeping me objective.

Why You Always Test the Water Before Jumping In. by 1000Stepsin videos

[–]Alpha_Bitch 1 point2 points ago

Yep, I absolutely thought the title implied temperature rather than depth. I was all smiles and chuckles as he pushed off, sort of went poker-faced when he hit bottom (it appears as if he lands without injury, so I kind of "ha-ha'd"), and was absolutely shocked when he pulls his foot up.

A little warning would have been lovely. Although...I should have known better from a LiveLeak video.

What's the most embarrassing (sexual or otherwise) thing that someone else has caught you doing? I'll start [Possible NSFW] by ThrowawayBrownin AskReddit

[–]Alpha_Bitch 5 points6 points ago

This is definitely one of my favorites. I actually cringed for you.

Buying weed on facebook.. by Wallsweatin funny

[–]Alpha_Bitch -1 points0 points ago

regards

The Punishment Collar is more effective than anything else when she's been naughty by Alpha_Bitchin pics

[–]Alpha_Bitch[S] 15 points16 points ago

cats don't speak english. Fun fact.

Someone sign this man up to catfacts!

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