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[f]inally got a new camera! Just want to share with with my frEnts :) by highkittenin treesgonewild

[–]Agile_Cyborg 2 points3 points ago

That body is like a fucking jackhammer on my dickhead.

Prisoner no. 2517 at the West Riding Lunatic Asylum by boboredin creepy

[–]Agile_Cyborg 3 points4 points ago

Shit, the man in the restraint chair was far creepier... I'd wager even ol' dead Sam Wagstaff'd diggit.

Hey r/sex, it's my cake day so here's a picture of Dan Savage unhooking my and my friend's bras while we pretend everything is normal. by almondzin sex

[–]Agile_Cyborg -3 points-2 points ago

Don't give a single fuck about this vanilla subreddit... I do, however, think D. Savage is a fucking sexual astronaut.

I was hit while crossing the street by an off duty police officer, and sent to jail charged with possession and "Failure to use a cross-walk". by cocorebopin AskReddit

[–]Agile_Cyborg 1 point2 points ago

the officer seems like a dick

This officer is a subhuman and should be scrubbing floors at the local A&W. He isn't just someone who 'seems' to be a goddamn dick. His career should end over this.

Women stoned to death for Adultery caught on camera [NSFW] by omiclopsin videos

[–]Agile_Cyborg 0 points1 point ago

They are not savages. They are religious.

Look the picture that i found in my local Hooters by lo0giein pics

[–]Agile_Cyborg 0 points1 point ago

Dude, the last club 'outing' I was the unfortunate 'driver' of the drunken. I am typically and proudly the 'drunken', however this case required me to pay back some good ol' boys. The best dollars buying the goddamn best shows of the night were the motherfucking black bucks. Not racist, man. Just calling it like I've seen it many times.

Hell, far as I'm concerned if my skin is fuckin' black I'm gittin' stripper power.

TIL that in 2004 Joe Francis, founder and producer of Girls Gone Wild, was forced at gunpoint to make a homosexual porn video by an intruder in his Bel Air mansion by leavenworthin todayilearned

[–]Agile_Cyborg -3 points-2 points ago

You play with 2D girls to get off you aren't really thaaaaat much different than a dude that makes the bucks of selling their bodies. I see no problem with either. I don't expect this fucking subreddit to git that.

So I was figuring out how to bring grass into my tunnel when suddenly... by vladleninin Minecraft

[–]Agile_Cyborg 0 points1 point ago

Play hardcore and this cute meme turns into a grassy horror village. Been there done that. Hey, Notch, thanks for FUCKING up my world with your hardcore version. APpreciate it!

TIL that in 2004 Joe Francis, founder and producer of Girls Gone Wild, was forced at gunpoint to make a homosexual porn video by an intruder in his Bel Air mansion by leavenworthin todayilearned

[–]Agile_Cyborg -7 points-6 points ago

The guy is a dirtbag.

You swiftly stroke your hard cock to youporn much? If so, you are likely different than the dirtbag.

Look the picture that i found in my local Hooters by lo0giein pics

[–]Agile_Cyborg 0 points1 point ago

He's a fuckin black dude. Have you NEVER been in a goddam strip club? Every honey-drippin' hot mama with the perfecto frame loves these fuckers. Wat up?

Merry and Pippin by DJBubbalain trees

[–]Agile_Cyborg 0 points1 point ago

Nothing about this is a problem, son.

Wow by martinaoe2in Libertarian

[–]Agile_Cyborg 0 points1 point ago

Yeah I don't get into political debates with people I don't know.

Dear, gotta catch the context... lotsa beer, and I admit to lovin' it. Several pitchers and a lake and a strong opinion on freedom in the middle of farm village. Farmers love their fuckin welfare and they love freedomz. 'Cept their version of freedomz is hardly the same version as mine.

What do you do if you find an atheist? by kellumsin atheism

[–]Agile_Cyborg 1 point2 points ago

Sad? Bitch, not much sadder'n hoping invisible shit comes from outer space to grant ya eternity in a fucking day care.

Wow by martinaoe2in Libertarian

[–]Agile_Cyborg 0 points1 point ago

nobody talks about the 100k (conservative estimate) dead Iraqi mean women and children.

You need to avoid the Massive Brush. I'm an RP supporter who has an extensive history of being violently verbally assaulted hither and yon by the various hordes who abjectly despise my 'oddball' concern for human casualties of war. Imagine that... being a FUCKIN' 'Merican and concerned about the loss of innocents who have the goddamn gall to be on the wrong side of our soldiers' guns. Hint: avoid bringing this topic up in a crowded rural Ohio bar at 1 in the morn. Goes nowhere wonderful fast.

Dude, my ass covered in metaphorical welts from this passion-evoking conversation so you need to watch that Massive Brush.

What do you think this touch meant? by saransedaiin polyamory

[–]Agile_Cyborg 1 point2 points ago

Cut me some slack because I'm a direct sort of bitch, but why not have an adults-only night with this fellow and play some funky games along with some wine or beer? See where it leads...

Picks up five times more women than a Lamborghini by brbrbradin polyamory

[–]Agile_Cyborg 1 point2 points ago

Yes, but you'll need to bring all five home to penetrate the willing lovelies. Not happenin' in the midget van all at once.

Giddy again. by [deleted]in polyamory

[–]Agile_Cyborg 1 point2 points ago

Eat wings, mawn.

Philosoraptor: If Government is the Answer, How Stupid was the Question? by JeffTSin Libertarian

[–]Agile_Cyborg 0 points1 point ago

How about we advance culture for a change, yam? Anarchy is a bogeyman foisted about by the fearful and religious.

Philosoraptor: If Government is the Answer, How Stupid was the Question? by JeffTSin Libertarian

[–]Agile_Cyborg -1 points0 points ago

Being clevah doesn't count, mawn.

Ron Paul reminded the audience that plans for a domestic crackdown on liberties were already drawn up prior to 9/11. “The PATRIOT Act was written many, many years before 9/11,” Paul said. The attacks simply provided “an opportunity for some people to do what they wanted to do,” by Mind_Virusin Libertarian

[–]Agile_Cyborg 1 point2 points ago

The classic aspiration of those imbued with considerable power is to decapitate the hordes. Within the hordes lies the impetus for the supreme overthrow, the which history is replete with. The totalitarian of ANY stripe cannot sleep at night enamored with this verified knowledge. Remove the desire to dominate and will-impose and you'll likely rest just fine, authoritarian fucks.

Rush Limbaugh: "The Ron Paul Problem" by jjordanin Libertarian

[–]Agile_Cyborg 6 points7 points ago

Rush fucking Limbaugh can shove his entire radio station up his incredibly tight, slovenly, and authoritarian ass. THIS is partially the problem with the right-winging Limbaughites- they suffer considerable disconnection under the ignoble weight of misplaced delusions in regards to foreign policy which fucking FUELS the massive expenditure of tax dollars into the wasteland of fear which is the foundation of the military industrial complex.

And, this fucking bitch has gotten RICH off stroking right-wing John Wayne cock. C'mon ON you goddamn manipulating Palm Beach turd.

Hey Reddit... WE FOUND GORDON! by DanFromSesameStreetin AskReddit

[–]Agile_Cyborg 0 points1 point ago

I'm just still peeved truly blue food doesn't exist.

Why is the Tea Party supporting Gingrich and not Paul? by Morrimotoin Libertarian

[–]Agile_Cyborg 1 point2 points ago

but its in our nature apparently to war.

No argument here on that point, but you have to understand my context which is the Tea Party composition and its bizarre growing affiliation with a blustering arrogant toad of man called Gingrich.

Your additional points are absorbed into my mental space readily. If you are of the Christian faith I have to assign you the circumspect award for the night.

Lindsay Lohan goes nude for Playboy. by _DEAL_WITH_IT_in nsfw

[–]Agile_Cyborg 1 point2 points ago

Completely missed the context, 'dude who tells me to relax'. This broken siren of Hollywood dreams has fucking achieved far more than most of us can even dream of AND she can still sell her nude bod without me giving a second thought to the why's and wherefore's. And, I'm not even a Lohan fan. Just someone using a smidgeon of logic.

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