[f]inally got a new camera! Just want to share with with my frEnts :)

highkitten · 5 months

That body is like a fucking jackhammer on my dickhead.

bobored · 5 months

Shit, the man in the restraint chair was far creepier... I'd wager even ol' dead Sam Wagstaff'd diggit.

almondz · 5 months

Don't give a single fuck about this vanilla subreddit... I do, however, think D. Savage is a fucking sexual astronaut.

cocorebop · 5 months

the officer seems like a dick

This officer is a subhuman and should be scrubbing floors at the local A&W. He isn't just someone who 'seems' to be a goddamn dick. His career should end over this.

omiclops · 5 months

They are not savages. They are religious.

lo0gie · 5 months

Dude, the last club 'outing' I was the unfortunate 'driver' of the drunken. I am typically and proudly the 'drunken', however this case required me to pay back some good ol' boys. The best dollars buying the goddamn best shows of the night were the motherfucking black bucks. Not racist, man. Just calling it like I've seen it many times.

Hell, far as I'm concerned if my skin is fuckin' black I'm gittin' stripper power.

leavenworth · 5 months

You play with 2D girls to get off you aren't really thaaaaat much different than a dude that makes the bucks of selling their bodies. I see no problem with either. I don't expect this fucking subreddit to git that.

vladlenin · 5 months

Play hardcore and this cute meme turns into a grassy horror village. Been there done that. Hey, Notch, thanks for FUCKING up my world with your hardcore version. APpreciate it!

leavenworth · 5 months

The guy is a dirtbag.

You swiftly stroke your hard cock to youporn much? If so, you are likely different than the dirtbag.

lo0gie · 5 months

He's a fuckin black dude. Have you NEVER been in a goddam strip club? Every honey-drippin' hot mama with the perfecto frame loves these fuckers. Wat up?

DJBubbala · 5 months

Nothing about this is a problem, son.

martinaoe2 · 5 months

Yeah I don't get into political debates with people I don't know.

Dear, gotta catch the context... lotsa beer, and I admit to lovin' it. Several pitchers and a lake and a strong opinion on freedom in the middle of farm village. Farmers love their fuckin welfare and they love freedomz. 'Cept their version of freedomz is hardly the same version as mine.

kdausch · 5 months

Time machines exist, bruthas.

kellums · 5 months

Sad? Bitch, not much sadder'n hoping invisible shit comes from outer space to grant ya eternity in a fucking day care.

martinaoe2 · 5 months

nobody talks about the 100k (conservative estimate) dead Iraqi mean women and children.

You need to avoid the Massive Brush. I'm an RP supporter who has an extensive history of being violently verbally assaulted hither and yon by the various hordes who abjectly despise my 'oddball' concern for human casualties of war. Imagine that... being a FUCKIN' 'Merican and concerned about the loss of innocents who have the goddamn gall to be on the wrong side of our soldiers' guns. Hint: avoid bringing this topic up in a crowded rural Ohio bar at 1 in the morn. Goes nowhere wonderful fast.

Dude, my ass covered in metaphorical welts from this passion-evoking conversation so you need to watch that Massive Brush.

saransedai · 5 months

Cut me some slack because I'm a direct sort of bitch, but why not have an adults-only night with this fellow and play some funky games along with some wine or beer? See where it leads...

brbrbrad · 5 months

Yes, but you'll need to bring all five home to penetrate the willing lovelies. Not happenin' in the midget van all at once.

Agile_Cyborg · 5 months

Eat wings, mawn.

JeffTS · 5 months

How about we advance culture for a change, yam? Anarchy is a bogeyman foisted about by the fearful and religious.

JeffTS · 5 months

Being clevah doesn't count, mawn.

Mind_Virus · 5 months

The classic aspiration of those imbued with considerable power is to decapitate the hordes. Within the hordes lies the impetus for the supreme overthrow, the which history is replete with. The totalitarian of ANY stripe cannot sleep at night enamored with this verified knowledge. Remove the desire to dominate and will-impose and you'll likely rest just fine, authoritarian fucks.

jjordan · 5 months

Rush fucking Limbaugh can shove his entire radio station up his incredibly tight, slovenly, and authoritarian ass. THIS is partially the problem with the right-winging Limbaughites- they suffer considerable disconnection under the ignoble weight of misplaced delusions in regards to foreign policy which fucking FUELS the massive expenditure of tax dollars into the wasteland of fear which is the foundation of the military industrial complex.

And, this fucking bitch has gotten RICH off stroking right-wing John Wayne cock. C'mon ON you goddamn manipulating Palm Beach turd.

DanFromSesameStreet · 5 months

I'm just still peeved truly blue food doesn't exist.

Morrimoto · 5 months

but its in our nature apparently to war.

No argument here on that point, but you have to understand my context which is the Tea Party composition and its bizarre growing affiliation with a blustering arrogant toad of man called Gingrich.

Your additional points are absorbed into my mental space readily. If you are of the Christian faith I have to assign you the circumspect award for the night.

_DEAL_WITH_IT_ · 5 months

Completely missed the context, 'dude who tells me to relax'. This broken siren of Hollywood dreams has fucking achieved far more than most of us can even dream of AND she can still sell her nude bod without me giving a second thought to the why's and wherefore's. And, I'm not even a Lohan fan. Just someone using a smidgeon of logic.

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