Game Thread: [Super Bowl XLVI] New York Giants vs New England Patriots (1st Half)

TheoreticalEnglish · 3 months

Kelly Clarkson manages to look like a totally different person each time I see her.

mkhorn · 3 months

Go away GoDaddy.

eromitlab · 3 months

GRONK ANKLE HURT

GRONK STILL PLAY

ryanj21 · 3 months

Who ever just had a safety of the first scoring play just won them selves 10 grand..

pneumo · 3 months

what the fuck is darth vader doing on Tatooine?

britishchris · 3 months

So in the UK the Superbowl is being shown on BBC. Because there are no commercials we basically get more time with the presenters in the UK studio, who are taking the time to explain everything that's going on. It's like NFL for Dummies and it's AWESOME.

I hope that the BBC show more NFL games in the future, they're doing an awesome job.

edit: That being said I feel sad that I'm missing out on the commercials...

this_sort_of_thing · 3 months

LOL HOW THE FUCK ARE WE WINNING

TheoreticalEnglish · 3 months

Patriots sure won the battle of the intro music there.

Angry_Caveman_Lawyer · 3 months

You guys see the clickable stuff across the top? How frigging sweet is that eh?

bay_wolf · 3 months

I'm so fucking excited for today but at the same time I'm sad that this is the last football game that will be played for months.

simohayha · 3 months

Steve Gleason :(

youguysareseriousheh · 3 months

Aaron Rodgers calls Giants cheaters! Keep it up, Arod!

atrollsatan · 3 months

I would lick Faith Hill's glittery butt hole.

peopledownvoteme · 3 months

I fucking hate GoDaddy and how they keep trying to sell sex to sell domains. What the fuck??!!

macks4386 · 3 months

Looks like that 2-0 Giants prediction was right...

Sleziak · 3 months

I feel really bad for any foreigners watching. A safety off of an intentional grounding penalty. They don't know what the fuck is happening.

joebos617 · 3 months

BRB, suicide.

TurnerJ5 · 3 months

Hahaha! Rodgers totally just called out the Giants for faking injuries to slow down the no-huddle.

cadderly09 · 3 months

first td catch this season by woodhead. GO SMALL WHITE PEOPLE!

circa1015 · 3 months

It is really great of Kelly Clarkson to hire all those Best Buy employees to sing with her.

CheesyGoodness · 3 months

IF I DIDN'T MAKE BUDWEISER, YOU WOUDN'T EVEN BE ABLE TO TURN ON YOUR LIGHTS!

20bDOTorg · 3 months

I'm drunk.

HoovesCarveCraters · 3 months

I have no horse in this race, so I'm just going to destroy my body while hoping for a good game.

Sandy_106 · 3 months

Prohibition banned Budweiser for 13 years

I'm not seeing a problem with this

AndyRooney · 3 months

first scoring play a safety.....somebody just won a shitload in Vegas

LayzeLes · 3 months

Fuck Go Daddy!!

ReverseThePolarity · 3 months

Torn right ACL in the Super Bowl? Jeez.

dave256hali · 3 months

How can anyone not love wilfork?

whoopdedo · 3 months

Do the Pats think this is the Pro Bowl?

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JohnMaddenNovelty · 3 months

May the team with the most points at the end of the game win!

danieliable · 3 months

What is Ross celebrating, they still got the first down...

rosski47 · 3 months

Damn Kelly Clarkson just threw down.

The addition of the marching drums was subtle and really nice too.

psychoticdream · 3 months

oh fuck you goddaddy

DevouringOne · 3 months

Is anyone else watching this alone?

razpotim · 3 months

Giants own first half completely, but Pats are up in points.

FUCK YOUR LOGIC.

Konjibhu · 3 months

Look at Eli's face during "America the Beautiful" and the national anthem.

Eli Manning hates America...

jasonmb17 · 3 months

oh shit, i'm in a room with giants fans and might not survive the night

mamjjasond · 3 months

BOOOOOO GoDaddy

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peopledownvoteme · 3 months

Dont buy a 3D TV. The game doesnt look any better.

Tappen_Zee · 3 months

FUCK YOU PHYSICS!! I'M BREAKDANCING ON A TIGHT ROPE!!

zebrake2010 · 3 months

No, GoDaddy. We did not forget. Try again next year.

civeng11 · 3 months

God please let this be better than the Black Eyed Peas.

AC3FACE · 3 months

This half time show belongs in the dark depths of 4chan.

ReverseThePolarity · 3 months

Cee Lo Green looks like he doesn't know what he's doing there.

conexionz · 3 months

GRONK

Shotgun_Mosquito · 3 months

Yay Clarkson, sang it right!

bestadvocate · 3 months

I didn't think Brady would score on his first play.

vonoatmeal · 3 months

that warning web content unrated disclaimer is basically a lie, and a very disappointing lie at that

cilantroavocado · 3 months

x from frontpage on /r/nfl (who's reading that now anyway?)

"I am in China, 5th tour, I have watched NFL all season via frontrow sports with hardly a hitch (the occasional buffering hassle but worth it) NBC is sucking sour post workout ass, and I have a righteous VPN, suggestions, assistance, prayers? or just fuck it and back to bed?" a month of reddit gold for a reliable workaround...

edit swimkid07 oranged me first so he she gets gold but profound thank you to all, sincerely, NBC was, for me, way way unacceptable...

MyHorseIsAmazinger · 3 months

ACL, poor guy.

xspyd3rx · 3 months

Soo, anyone else switching over to the Puppy Bowl at halftime rather than watching Madonna and Nicki Minaj?

ster1ing · 3 months

hey Go Daddy.....fuck off

TurnerJ5 · 3 months

Thanks for being respectul and excellent to one another so far football fans.

This game is shaping up to be amazing.

troyANDabed · 3 months

Nothing excites me less than Madonna at half time. Are any other channels doing an alternate halftime show?

kajunkennyg · 3 months

You know it's a recession when GE and Budweiser have to go half on a commercial.

Philly1991 · 3 months

Cee Lo Green looks like a gay Sith Lord right now.

AndyRooney · 3 months

Worst actress: Danica Patrick.

Second worst actress: Woody Harrelson

Philly1991 · 3 months

Trying to explain what just happened to a non fan is...a trying experience.

skinker · 3 months

It's a win-win for Brady. If he wins: he just won a Super Bowl and he's banging a supermodel. If he loses: he's still banging a supermodel.

peopledownvoteme · 3 months

So Papa Johns is giving away free pizza to everyone who has an account tomorrow... WHY THE FUCK DIDNT I MAKE MULTIPLE ACCOUNTS

simohayha · 3 months

Fuck off godaddy

bestadvocate · 3 months

Player of the game would be Steve Weatherford at this freaking point.

jun2san · 3 months

Am I the only one who thought those Tom Brady graphics were hilarious?

BurtonGus · 3 months

Stupid GoDaddy commercial

prichards · 3 months

I'm quite happy that NBC didn't fix the fact that a simple browser trick allows people outside the USA to see the awesome online coverage. The multiple camera angles are really cool.

klabob · 3 months

The girl microphone looks like a dildo ....

I can't be the only one!

smacksaw · 3 months

For some reason I keep envisioning Chase Blackburn doing something huge like intercepting Brady on an attempt to Gronkowski.

amagzz · 3 months

FREE PIZZA!

TheTallTerror · 3 months

SUPER SAFETY. Who had that as the first score?

CheesyGoodness · 3 months

Fuck GoDaddy

yngvius11 · 3 months

Does anyone else feel like this has been a really quick half?

Konjibhu · 3 months

Was that a blowjob commercial?

BurtonGus · 3 months

I don't think A million bucks will get any of that stuff

Torncano · 3 months

That "World Peace" Finale should take care of the Iran tensions!

billtimbob · 3 months

Apparently that performance was dedicated to Metta World Peace.

jallenscott · 3 months

Did that Steve Gleason interview/segment in the pre-game get anyone else all emotional?

Edit: In case anyone else wants to donate and help his cause: teamgleason.org

bassist_human · 3 months

Just noticed there's at least a 2 minute lag-time between my stream (from NBCSports) and the TV broadcast from NBC.

I find this really disappointing, NBCSports.com.

Troutz · 3 months

FUCK YES FREE PIZZA!

briguy182182 · 3 months

FREE PIZZA!

ShakeNBakey · 3 months

HEADS! HAHAHAHA! TAKE THAT PAPA JOHNS! AMERICA WINS!

t_base · 3 months

Premium light beer A.K.A overpriced tainted water.

your_inner_monologue · 3 months

radioshaq115 · 3 months

Dumb fucking mistakes holy fucking shit.

sammew · 3 months

THE PASS IN THE ENDZONE asdflishagbfshkdsgf CAUGHT!

bestadvocate · 3 months

Dance that salsa!

DevouringOne · 3 months

pretty cocky tackle after the first down marker.

therealdohr · 3 months

If this game is half the excitement of the Puppy Bowl, we are set for a great matchup!

conexionz · 3 months

Super Bowl XLVI: The Revenge of the Patriots

Gin_Intoxic · 3 months

Anyone else think this halftime show is just.... Fucking weird?

koolkat347 · 3 months

fuck go daddy

Philly1991 · 3 months

GET VAMPIRES OUT OF MY SUPERBOWL

onlinesquid · 3 months

HOW THE FUCK DID THAT BALL FIT IN THERE?

razpotim · 3 months

CRUZ MOTHERFUCKERS!

natonio95 · 3 months

CRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUZZZZ

evertim5 · 3 months

Hashtag hashtag hashtag

Philly1991 · 3 months

Torn ACL for Beckum. Damn...

MisallocatedRacism · 3 months

Anyone know the score for the puppy bowl?

meatsbeat · 3 months

They wouldn't have to avenge anything, if they were doing their damn jobs to begin with.

DharmaBeer · 3 months

Go to your pantry. Open a can of tuna. Place can in front of you. Watch halftime show. It will be just like being there.

dtox12 · 3 months

HOLY SHIT MADONNA JUST FELL INTO HELL.

ReverseThePolarity · 3 months

Arrested Development reference in my NFL commercials? I'm okay with this.

this_sort_of_thing · 3 months

LET'S FUCKING DO THIS SHIT. I WANT A GOOD CLEAN FIGHT. AND I WANT THE GIANTS TO DIE.

DevouringOne · 3 months

i think we can call that touchdown a "Pre-Madonna"

wolflarsen · 3 months

Two threads!??

No fair!!

I thought we were going for the reddit comment thread record of 10k+???

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jisip · 3 months

I can't believe I'm pigeonholed into wanting the patriots win again.

Ledatru · 3 months

Tom Brady is too sexy for his helmet

ReverseThePolarity · 3 months

Hope to hear this:

"Vince Wilfork rushes for over 200 yards and 3 touchdowns as the leading rusher for the Patriots."

YSCapital · 3 months

Let's have a nice game. Let's have a nice repeat of superbowl 42.

Riggs909 · 3 months

You want defense? You want defense? We're going to give you defense.

mac2po · 3 months

Safety for the first score of the game? What the hell of the odds of that?

what__happened · 3 months

CRUUUUUUUUUUUZ

Trooper2442 · 3 months

"For charity."

Lurkalldayerrday · 3 months

Ford is pissed that aired just now.

imadethisfromboredom · 3 months

Alright, PG Softcore GoDaddy Porn.

Trooper2442 · 3 months

If you looked closely, Danica Patrick painted "SOPA" on that girls body.

pizzaman2112 · 3 months

GE MAKES BUD POSSIBLE, GLAD WE BAILED THEM OUT GOOD GOD.

smacksaw · 3 months

It's strange to think, but win or lose, a lot of these guys on the Patriots defense may not only be off the Pats next year, but not even starting for anyone. This defense is that bad.

Philly1991 · 3 months

I will watch America's Got Talent just so I can witness the inevitable Howard Stern slip up on live television.

Diozakrod · 3 months

FYI the polar bear commercials change depending on how the game is going. Pay attention to the color of their scarfs.

TuriGuiliano · 3 months

"Ochocinco comes in the game." It's not like it matters

GoxBoxSocks · 3 months

Torn ACL, that's awful. Don't want to see that ever, no matter the team. Best wishes.

BR1ANSCALABR1NE · 3 months

Im gonna cry

enad58 · 3 months

For the first time ever, a punter gets the MVP award.

DrWtfhat · 3 months

Well cars.com, Im not sleeping tonight because of you.

editnonameedit · 3 months

Halftime Stats

wargrunt · 3 months

They are waiting for Madonna to finish her can of Ensure.

BurtonGus · 3 months

Fuck Jay Leno

peopledownvoteme · 3 months

Lip-synching 80's songs. Thanks NFL for disappointing me for another year.

JC915 · 3 months

After this half-time show, i dont even want to win this game. I feel dirty.

DrippngYellowMadness · 3 months

Cee-Lo Green is the first person to sound like he's singing live on that stage.

ialsolovebees · 3 months

Its bad when the best part of the halftime show is the floor.

Tappen_Zee · 3 months

Madonna's stage just ate the field. Superbowl to be played next Sunday.

TheGoodDrStrawngarm · 3 months

If Madonna breaks into her version of "American Pie" I'll be the first to congratulate Ahmedinajed if he bombs her.

ShakeNBakey · 3 months

World Peace? I didn't know Madonna was a Lakers fan

iKn0wr1gHt · 3 months

I would lick Christina Aguilara's butthole

pizzaman2112 · 3 months

If the Pats win Vince Wilfork gets Kraft Macaroni for life.

Aschebescher · 3 months

How I feel as a European commenting in the Super Bowl thread

JoypadRAGE · 3 months

If there's anybody in here from the UK looking for the best place to watch; it's live on BBC1 and you can watch the stream here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/tv/bbc_one_london/watchlive

It's really good quality too.

youguysareseriousheh · 3 months

I WISH THEY WOULD MAKE MORE MOVIES ABOUT HOW AWESOME AMERICANS ARE AT KILLING PEOPLE IN DESERTS

I'M NOT AFRAID TO TAKE A STAND

conexionz · 3 months

Let's go Brady!!!

Ledatru · 3 months

that hyundai ad sucked

Philly1991 · 3 months

Note to non fans: Yelling loudly at every little thing doesn't make you a real fan. It makes you annoying

ReverseThePolarity · 3 months

I really wish the Super Bowl was on Saturday night.

ReverseThePolarity · 3 months

Looks like Rodgers got to the Super Bowl after all this year.

jestalotofjunk · 3 months

This thread is fucking awesome, you Americans must love this game. Guest Giants fan here.

smacksaw · 3 months

I love how Brady "accidentally" broke his helmet and it needed to be fixed so he could run out where we could admire his sexiness.

jisip · 3 months

Bitch looks like a fish.

ilovespink · 3 months

Well done Kelly Clarkson. Well done.

bay_wolf · 3 months

It's heads! FREE PIZZA!!!

Shotgun_Mosquito · 3 months

so did everyone in the world win Papa John's or not? I forget.

el_chupa_cabra · 3 months

Did I just see Vince Wilfork REFUSE Justin Tuck's handshake?

jfudge · 3 months

Eli talks like his tongue is too big for his mouth.

nme91 · 3 months

A lot of people just lost a bet on how the first score would come.

A_WILD_ABRA_APPEARED · 3 months

Well now all my score grids are screwed

CheesyGoodness · 3 months

Did anyone make a prop bet that a safety would be the first score? DON'T LIE

johnconnor8100 · 3 months

Tom Brady leading the Giants in scoring

secretredfoxx · 3 months

whoever bet on a safety for the first points scored during the super bowl is having the night of their life.

peopledownvoteme · 3 months

This is gonna be like the Giants vs Packers game

mkhorn · 3 months

This game is off to a bizarre start.

Pixelpaws · 3 months

Wow. The Patriots can recover a fumble but can't figure out how to count to 11...

macks4386 · 3 months

Cruz too good

Letsgetitkraken · 3 months

God damn that was on point

billian85 · 3 months

So much football left...but there aren't many worse ways to start a Super Bowl...

LinguisticAnarchist · 3 months

Please Great FSM, for the sake of my husband's sanity, let us win this game.

MyHorseIsAmazinger · 3 months

My Wessy got flattened D:

bestadvocate · 3 months

Go to hell Daddy! Sopa bastards.

darkfade · 3 months

Anyone else notice that one grey pixel on the upper right of the nbc stream? Well if you didn't you will now.

Philly1991 · 3 months

This "We Are Young" song is turning into the new "Pumped Up Kicks".

Hey_Meoq · 3 months

Now Star Wars can suck in yet one more dimension.

Riggs909 · 3 months

Hernandez just took 10 years off my lifespan.

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