Some asshole only had 9 of the 10 required virgins for me last night, so I had blow his head off by hooting at him

commiepinkosocialist · 3 months

I laughed when I read this, but instead of sound, 10 perfect black orbs issued from my mouth, formed a ring around my head, and then rotated out of time and space

[deleted] · 3 months

I told that dork to sacrifice himself as the tenth. Nobody listens to me.

phorofor · 3 months

My 4 other heads thank you. He was kind of an asshole. Especially when he started spewing shit in fear of dishonoring you.

gachary2 · 3 months

You should do an AMA.

LiteTheIronMan · 3 months

he was the tenth! what were you thinking?

Pokemaniac_Ron · 3 months

Did your ECHOED VOICE cause any sort of UPROAR? And did you TAKE DOWN any of the paraphanalia afterwards. See, I'm investigating a DREAM EATER cult, and I found the mangled remains of a ROOST of cultists, and I think I may be investigating the AFTERMATH of your work. But some of the usual setpieces are gone, giving me a bad case of CONFUSION. It's MISSINGNO bodies though, other than one head.

Give a HOOTHOOT! Clean up after a crime scene!

chippeh · 3 months

The assholes around here have haemorrhoids - have yours grown into heads?

aidrocsid · 3 months

What a waste of virgins.

SoapyTissue · 3 months

PHOROFOR NOOOOOOOOO!!!!

whynotbeme2 · 3 months

I advised him to just deflour them all, and that suchly you would understand his penance. i GUESS HE JUST DOESN'T LISTEN TO NORDRAKES.

Ralome · 3 months

Nine girls => Hoot => THIS

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