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[–]commiepinkosocialist 56 points57 points ago

I laughed when I read this, but instead of sound, 10 perfect black orbs issued from my mouth, formed a ring around my head, and then rotated out of time and space

[–]roobarb_pie 49 points50 points ago

That's odd. I'm a perfect black orb, and an hour ago i was teleported to a guy's mouth 10 times at once, before recalibrating myself with the 17th dimension. Apologies for any inconvenience caused.

[–]b3mus3d 25 points26 points ago

You're apologising to that asshole that teleported you to his mouth ten times at once?!

[–]roobarb_pie 10 points11 points ago

Of course I am, I reintergrated his limb-cloths and limbs through the laws of anti-casuality. If I possessed limbs, then I would say that was an inconvenience.

[–]Hairyburrito42 2 points3 points ago

this is ridiculous, my asshole just teleported away my perfect black orb that I was storing in my rectum

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

beebop reebop rhubarb pie

[–]Cogwork 2 points3 points ago

That's odd, it caused a Lambert Lizard to shimmy it's way out of my sinus cavity and wreck havoc across my yard.

[–]joeldavis 9 points10 points ago

Wtf is a sinus?

[–]flussence 30 points31 points ago

An inverted cosinus.

[–]jesusismoney[S] 17 points18 points ago

False. An inverted sinus is in fact a cosecantus.

[–]bluemint512 5 points6 points ago

So a sinus is the integral of cosinus?

[–]jesusismoney[S] 8 points9 points ago

Almost. It is in fact, a negative cosinus.

[–]balatik 2 points3 points ago

there's holes in my head-bone. there's also inverted holes inside it.

[–]fortycakes 2 points3 points ago

Alternatively a cosinus is a sinus, but translated half a pi radians forward in time.

[–]arccospihalfarcsin 0 points1 point ago

i can confirm this

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

I told that dork to sacrifice himself as the tenth. Nobody listens to me.

[–]phorofor 3 points4 points ago

My 4 other heads thank you. He was kind of an asshole. Especially when he started spewing shit in fear of dishonoring you.

[–]jesusismoney[S] 2 points3 points ago

Ah, the old head switch-a-roo. Just be sure that you have my required virgins for next year or I will have to become the god of madness and forever imprison you in the mind of Emperor Pelagius.

[–]makemejelly49 1 point2 points ago

how can you be the god of madness when it is I who possesses the Wabbajack?

[–]jesusismoney[S] 1 point2 points ago

Were you the one that I made take the test and go through Pelagius' mind and you eventually freed myself and yourself?

[–]makemejelly49 1 point2 points ago

Indeed the same, sir!

[–]gachary2 2 points3 points ago

You should do an AMA.

[–]LiteTheIronMan 2 points3 points ago

he was the tenth! what were you thinking?

[–]Pokemaniac_Ron 4 points5 points ago

Did your ECHOED VOICE cause any sort of UPROAR? And did you TAKE DOWN any of the paraphanalia afterwards. See, I'm investigating a DREAM EATER cult, and I found the mangled remains of a ROOST of cultists, and I think I may be investigating the AFTERMATH of your work. But some of the usual setpieces are gone, giving me a bad case of CONFUSION. It's MISSINGNO bodies though, other than one head.

Give a HOOTHOOT! Clean up after a crime scene!

[–]mistertuxedo 2 points3 points ago

This is why I've devoted subsector C of one of my parallels to crimescene cleanup and bookeeping in all other regions.

[–]AllNamesAreGone 2 points3 points ago

My trainer is confusing me by shouting a bunch of random shit that is vaguely relevant to me. What do I do?

[–]Pokemaniac_Ron 2 points3 points ago

Hurt yourself in your confusion.

[–]chippeh 1 point2 points ago

The assholes around here have haemorrhoids - have yours grown into heads?

[–]aidrocsid 0 points1 point ago

What a waste of virgins.

[–]SoapyTissue 0 points1 point ago

PHOROFOR NOOOOOOOOO!!!!

[–]whynotbeme2 -1 points0 points ago

I advised him to just deflour them all, and that suchly you would understand his penance. i GUESS HE JUST DOESN'T LISTEN TO NORDRAKES.

[–]Ralome -1 points0 points ago

Nine girls => Hoot => THIS