The Old Spice Man Responds To The Internet

Pandarr · 1 year

We need the audio for

"Hello you have dialed"
"one"
"two"
"three"
"four"
"five"
"six"
"seven"
"eight"
"nine"
"zero"
"I can't come to the phone right now because <random quip about how awesome old spice is> but leave a message after the beep."

TheGuyOnTheHorse · 1 year

Me vs Ninja and Pirate.... easy win! - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oaME8FQYxB8

mmm_burrito · 1 year

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TheGuyOnTheHorse · 1 year

Dearest Squidboots,

I've made you a video explaining the mysteries of the scented universe: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFvryuQZb5U

Sincerely, The Old Spice Man

TheGuyOnTheHorse · 1 year

Dear desimusxvii,

No Pegasi were hurt in the making of this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d39XO_AULbE

Sincerely, The Guy On The Horse

becarefulwithurhair · 1 year

Old Spice has managed to monetize Reddit before Reddit can.

How can you help Reddit make more money Guy on Horse?

ohsnaaap · 1 year

As a lesbian, I'm conflicted as to whether I'd like to chop wood with you or make you rock my world one night.

chmown · 1 year

How can I smell like fighting and space shuttles?

Edit: Maybe real IDs aren't so bad. No one will ever believe me.

squidboots · 1 year

If you were alone in the woods, and no one were around to smell you, would you smell as manly and awesome?

edit: Holy crap, wow, thank you Old Spice Man!

cefm · 1 year

Old Spice Man vs. Dos Equis Man.

FIGHT!

TheGuyOnTheHorse · 1 year

Dear Porknog,

You can now put your wife's mind at ease: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncg236DXGeg

Dear, The Guy On The Horse

NothingLasts · 1 year

Could you please perform "Get On My Horse", so that we can finish the internet?

edit: Mad bonus points if you do it while on your horse.

ChokingVictim · 1 year

Old spice man, how often do you work out per week and whats your routine like?

Also what is your diet like? Or is drinking old spice the source of your powers?

Mutton · 1 year

Isaiah, I must open with the fact that your manliness astounds me. I am in awe. A few questions in no particular order.

*How involved are you in the creative process for these 30 second YouTube bits?

*Aside from playing an incredible hunk of man, what type of roll in TV or film would you like?

*I'm going to purchase Old Spice at the end of my current stick of deodorant, what scent would you suggest?

*Would you make a video saying hi to my mother? Her name is Theresa.

jackmoore448 · 1 year

Per your instructions, my woman looked at me, then at you. However, she then stopped looking at me and just continued to look at you. How can I get her to look back at me? Its been months...

brrose · 1 year

Fuck.. you're an ex pro-football player, have a ridiculous physique and now you're even getting karma faster than I can?

This was the one place I was safe, I thought...

TheGuyOnTheHorse · 1 year

The truth about my powers and swimming abilities - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asNH91G1KFU

Thanks, idgit!

TheGuyOnTheHorse · 1 year

Dear Ojai,

Sorry to hear about your wife... but I may have a solution: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zI3VohWMW1Q

Yours, The Guy On The Horse

ninjatarian · 1 year

How did you put on the jeans? HOW!?

Ojai · 1 year

How do I stop my wife from watching your videos on YouTube... over and over and over?

TheGuyOnTheHorse · 1 year

If you could meet one great historical figure, then arm wrestle them while signing opera, who would it be?

TheGuyOnTheHorse · 1 year

Dear Ojai,

Sorry about your wife... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zI3VohWMW1Q

Yours, The Guy On The Horse

corbs · 1 year

You should film it while sitting in front of a roaring fire, with sweet bookshelves all around. In a tall back chair you look up from the book you're reading and say 'Hi there reddit, you caught me relaxing...'. Whether you now take off the top hat and monocle for the rest of the segment is up to you.

EDIT: I don't mind if this doesn't get done, they don't have the set for this and all the others are so damn hilarious!

wrathofcain · 1 year

If you had to fight The Most Interesting Man In The World(to the death) in the Death Star's garbage compactor, and his blood smelled like cologne, who would emerge victorious and what would they smell like?

lotictrance · 1 year

The response to Anonymous may be the best yet.

IMadeYourDrink · 1 year

I'm a bartender, and I have a professional question. I'm trying to design a drink that tastes like you. Any ideas? Also, what should I call it?

Managore · 1 year

Dear Old Spice Man,

Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Porknog · 1 year

Dear Old Spice Man,
How many times should I lather, rinse, and repeat? My wife says I'm going to get a rash if I keep this up.

brailleddit · 1 year

Dear Old Spice Man:

Would Keanu not be so sad if he used Old Spice Body Wash?

ThatRedditGuy · 1 year

I don't even care that this is a marketing ploy - I love your commercials/videos. Thanks for taking some time to spread the Old Spice love on reddit.

CRoswell · 1 year

Prove it please.

captainkeytar · 1 year

It's official: Old Spice Man is the new Chuck Norris.

muffinz · 1 year

Hello, Redditors, look out the window, now back at your screen, now out the window, now back at your screen. Sadly, real life isn't on screen, but if you stopped paying attention to viral marketing campaigns, you could separate the two. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a basement, by yourself smelling like old Cheetos. What’s in your hand? It's a mouse that you use to navigate to that site you like. Look again, the site is now porn. Anything is possible when you believe in commercials. I’m in an office.

djpk19 · 1 year

Do this:"Hello Digg..." http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/bavje/hello_digg/

Zaskoda · 1 year

Dear Old Spice Man, I'm wasn't originally a fan of Old Spice. My dad wore way too much of it when I was a kid. But after your commercials, I now have Old Spice body wash in my shower, I kid you not. I don't even like commercials, but you're that awesome. And, the Old Spice body wash smells better than my dad did.

I'm pretty awesome too, but I make mistakes. Most recently, I lost a girl who was good for me. We were a good balance, most everyone thinks we're a great couple... but I've got these commitment issues and... well, so much so that I was actually building a van to run away in. (long story) I love her...

I like her a lot and she likes you. She thinks your charming and funny. I'm not jealous, because I know you are. But can you help a guy out? Can YOU save a relationship?

We were Nino and Koda. (Neee noh / Koh duh)... I'm Koda, she's Nino... She sewed us amazing outfits for the theme that we wore to Burning Man. They were custom made for the desert.

Here's her in hers: http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2548/4150102505_8863a28614_z.jpg

Here is mine: http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4072/4606792513_d0fa5e44b4_z.jpg

And here we are together, in the desert at Burning Man: http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2534/3935513771_0552c7a923.jpg

She's the most awesome, talented, loving person I know...

astryker · 1 year

Dear The Man I Could Smell Like,

What do you do in your spare time, when you're not filming commercials? Subdue grizzly bears? Round up Russian spies? Invent the next Internet?

LeCollectif · 1 year

Dear Old Spice Man:

I tried Old Spice and the results were underwhelming. In only a few days, I was asked to 'please button up my shirt' at the office, told to 'stop staring at me' like that, and was nearly arrested when I tried to ride a stranger's horse bareback. What am I doing wrong?

EDIT: so much for answering the comments with the highest up-votes. Old Spice Man, I'm disappointed.

desimusxvii · 1 year

Is it true you tore the wings off Pegasus and ate them buffalo style to achieve the manliness you exhibit today?

If yes, please recount your battle with the beast. If no, please do this immediately.

**Edit: The response

Leftness · 1 year

Are all your towels white, or has your manliness simply scared the color off the threads?

tworunningcards · 1 year

What are your favorite wild animals to eat raw after ravaging a woman and running a marathon without breaking a sweat thanks to your Old Spice?

Molech · 1 year

Would you rather fight one horse sized duck or 50 duck sized horses?

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