IAmA Tight End for the Buffalo Bills, Scott Chandler, Ask Me Almost Anything

BBS- · 6 months

THIS ISN'T THE THREAD OH MY GOD. CLICK THE MOTHERFUCKING LINK.

[deleted] · 6 months

For all the people asking questions to this thread:

"Here: http://www.reddit.com/r/buffalobills/comments/lx0s4/im_scott_chandler_84_tight_end_for_the_bills_ask/ Again, THIS IS NOT THE THREAD, go to the link above to ask a question."

Mnemniopsis · 6 months

What are sports? Are they like starcraft?

wirsteve · 6 months

How smart is Ryan Fitzpatrick??

kandyshiva · 6 months

Who do you look for in particular after a game is over to shake hands with (the CB/LB that covered you, the opposing QB, etc.)?

Do you guys still use the term "beast mode"?

Btw, I used to play Halo 3 in college with Naaman (@UB) and wreck his shiznit. Let him know I'll still kick his ass!

elrosso · 6 months

How does it feel being on par (or better after last week) with division rivals, The Patriots, this season?

ramblerandgambler · 6 months

ITT: Morons

dakaroo1127 · 6 months

After struggling for so many years, how does it feel to be on a team better than the colts

fassaction · 6 months

Thanks for giving my team a royal schalacking last weekend....it pretty much ruined my Sunday.

What's it like playing such a giant bag of suck like the redskins? And are they the laughing stock of the NFL?

jakersbossman · 6 months

Used to watch you play when you were a Hawkeye. Good seeing you on the highlight reels for the Bills. Hope to see you playing in the playoffs!

hawks0311 · 6 months

WHAT IS WRONG WITH IOWA THIS YEAR?!?! (iowa alum here)

badgertheshit · 6 months

Why aren't you practicing? Also, do you think the Detroit Lions could go all the way this year?

Internet_Exploring · 6 months

I'm looking for a new tight end for Fantasy Football. Think you can put up numbers for me? I also have Fred Jackson. He's a monster. Tell him I'd appreciate it if he keeps it up.

Ikarus3426 · 6 months

Did you see that ludicrous display last night? What was Wenger thinking sending Walcott on that early? The problem with Arsenal is that they always try to walk it in.

[deleted] · 6 months

This is not the thread? Too complicated.

Stop_Sign · 6 months

I saw doug3456 and couldn't believe it. Opened the link, then understood.

faquino101 · 6 months

I dropped you a few weeks back. You killed me this week. Meanwhile your replacement, Benjamin Watson, got me like 6 points. No question here, just wanted to thank you.

TheLastStarFighter · 6 months

Is your end really tight?

Domdombangbang · 6 months

Where do the buffaloes roam?

Diggity_Dave · 6 months

Jellybeans or anal beads?

[deleted] · 6 months

I first read it as "Tight end of a Buffalo".

Smiff2 · 6 months

TIL that a "Tight End" has nothing to do with gay sex.

deemahh · 6 months

Oh, us Buffalonians. SO SILLY.

foxyshazamman · 6 months

Scott, we miss you at Iowa! Glad to see you doing well in the pros, Cheers!

clarkee · 6 months

Go Hawks! How much of your skills do you attribute to playing football at the University of Iowa?

ibpants · 6 months

Does it bother you that when you tell anyone outside of the US that you're a professional tight end they assume it's a euphemism for rent-boy?

muttgoofscrew · 6 months

Are you better than or at least as good as Michael Jordan?

rasnyder34 · 6 months

As a a very tall tight end, why don't you get more action in the middle of the field between the 20's?

tiercel · 6 months

Why did you entice me to pick you up as a free agent after the first three good weeks, only to put up "0" for me the next three weeks? Then, after I drop you for the bye week, you go off again and score big.

Do you personally hate me, Scott?

Regardless (and I do take it personally... just 2 points in week 5 would have kept me from losing!), Congrats on a great season. I won't pick you up again this year, so feel free to keep scoring Fantasy Football points.

cymuohio · 6 months

You're on my fantasy team.....HOOK ME UP THIS WEEK

Also, who is the most intimidating defensive player you've gone up against???

rh1n0 · 6 months

how many gay jokes do you get for being a "Tight End?"

scarecrowslayer · 6 months

Are you going to be fined for doing this?

Khiraji · 6 months

huh-huh....huh-huhhuhuh-huh...huh-huh-huhuh....huh....huhh-huhuhh-huh....huhh your mom has a Tight End

IcySpace · 6 months

How did it feel to beat the Patriots?

Thisisntclever · 6 months

How would you feel if the team moved to Toronto?

peeeeeeeeeeenis · 6 months

I've always wanted to know... what does it truly feel like to play for the NFL? are you living your dream?

skatface · 6 months

Best beard in the NFL?

Cathedral_CIty · 6 months

Who is your favorite Linebacker?

Tina_Rayne · 6 months

Why should I pick you up on my fantasy team?

aTROLLwithSWAG · 6 months

GO BILLS :)

[deleted] · 6 months

You are on my fantasy football team. Keep up the good work :)

HeWhoRoams · 6 months

Why is your user name Doug 3465?

WookInsurance · 6 months

Should I start you over Heath Miller?

AllDizzle · 6 months

Are you aware your job title sounds extremely gay?

xxxtyrantxxx · 6 months

What's your favorite pizza topping?

Supreme333 · 6 months

congrats so far you guys look great

[deleted] · 6 months

My uncle is named Scott Chandler. BTW your pretty good.

Absal0m · 6 months

I have you on my fantasy team. Y U NO SCORE ME POINTS?

seanburnsred · 6 months

I figure most teams think that they're going to go out and be the best team in the league every year, because otherwise why bother even playing, right? But, you've got to at least be a little surprised to be leading the AFC East at this point in the season, right?

Rawtashk · 6 months

I picked you up off the waiver wire because both my TEs were on a bye. I won my game by 2pts thanks to you. I'm undefeated so far. How does that make you feel?

NobleV · 6 months

You guys are considered the kind of 'rag tag' bunch of the NFL this year, being that the majority of you are low draft picks and/or undrafted. How does it feel to be a sort of underdog in that way? Does it change the way you guys approach the games?

Nicholas0817 · 6 months

What is the hardest hit you have taken in the NFL and who hit you?

Airlesstraveled · 6 months

Do you know of any other NFL players who use Reddit?

MC650 · 6 months

What is your favorite flavor of hot wing?

rpgguy_1o1 · 6 months

What's your favourite sport after football?

coppawalal · 6 months

are there players that you have faced through high school and college and now in the pro's? What is the atmosphere like inside a pro locker room compared to a high school and collegiate one?

hoobsher · 6 months

is fitz as smart as we all think he is?

[deleted] · 6 months

What took y'all so long to STOP SUCKING?

Oh, and why pick the same season Detroit decides to take the division?

lornycakes · 6 months

What advice do you have for NBA players to finish negotiations with the owners? How they can end the lockout?

quaite · 6 months

Great job this year! I see this is your first serious year with a bunch of TDs. How do you like traveling with the team? Do you get to spend time in the cities you visit? Is the off season full of training and other BS or do you get to spend a lot of time enjoying yourself?

FerraraZ · 6 months

Whoa this is awesome! Thanks for starting on my fantasy lineup!

princesnuffleupagus · 6 months

What's it like being an NFL tight end? It isn't really a glamour position, but it gets some of the most respect from me because TE's have to have the athleticism of receivers but also the blocking skills of a lineman. I never played, but I've always wondered what it was like to play...

also, congrats on the great start!

Great_Chairman_Mao · 6 months

I picked you up for my fantasy team for week 8, you almost doubled your projected fantasy points. Huge unexpected boost put me in the lead. Well done, thank you.

fanipack · 6 months

How many NFL players smoke marijuana ?

TMHS · 6 months

are you the thrower or the touchdown-maker guy? also, how many ass slaps do you receive in any given match?

411eli · 6 months

I be he has a tight end.

tswaters · 6 months

Fail on the self post -- why not just make the link go directly to the AMA under /r/buffalobills ?

TheNational22 · 6 months

How much do you wish you played for Belichick?

dusters · 6 months

I have you on one of my fantasy teams! Keep it up!

deodorizor · 6 months

I just want to thank you, sir, for scoring two touchdowns on Sunday, propelling my fantasy team past my opponent and breaking my 3 game slide.

redsoxfan1845245 · 6 months

why did you have to beat my patriots :/

what is your opinion on tom brady?

ZeroKrysis · 6 months

How do you feel about 18-1 odds of winning superbowl? (I think you guys should feel pretty damn good)

s13coupe · 6 months

have you been hit by TJ ward? and did it hurt? who is the hardest hitter you have encountered?

mrgprime · 6 months

Football, that's the one where you don't use your hands, right?

gentilhomme · 6 months

go hawkeyes!!!!!!!!!

lankalicous · 6 months

What was it like working with Jodie Foster as Clarice?

Trashcanman33 · 6 months

Wow so many Fantasy Football questions. I'm sure the next time they are on the 5 yard line he will tell Fitz "Hey Fitz throw me the rock, Cymuohio on Reddit ask me to hook his fantasy team up".

stevencastle · 6 months

Who do you think the best tight end in the NFL is right now?

DollaDillz · 6 months

Does your success in a gameplan have more to do with the skills of the opposing linebackers or the defensive scheme?

arcyn · 6 months

I would enjoy the Bills of Buffalo if they had a Dinosaur as a mascot or as the coach.

dudical_dude · 6 months

How do you feel about people who don't realize that this isn't the proper comment thread to leave questions? Also, what is your favorite song to listen to before games?

semperconstans · 6 months

Exactly how smart is Ryan Fitzpatrick?**

theduderman · 6 months

WHY WON'T YOU GET ME CONSISTENT FANTASY POINTS???? DAMMIT MAN! TOUCHDOWNS!

cromwell99 · 6 months

How many fantasy points can we expect this week?

dumbgaytheist · 6 months

Glad to see your team is improving. I'm a Clemson Tiger fan. How's CJ Spiller doing? Do you think the Bills will be increasing his playtime and utilizing his great gifts? Thanks, and good luck!

PS: Go Panthers!

goobered · 6 months

You fuckin da cheerleaders?

forthewolf325 · 6 months

I was about to call bullshit because Doug3465 is just an annoying reposting karma whore, then i realized he just linked to an IAMA

peepeepooppoop · 6 months

No one has you on my fantasy league

N3RVA · 6 months

holy crap, im from buffalo!!! gooo bills!!!!

Sect312 · 6 months

Have you ever banged a cheerleader?

Stumblin_McBumblin · 6 months

How fucking awesome has freddy jackson been for u this year, and did u see it coming?

MrBae · 6 months

can you guys cover the -1 1/2 vs the jets? I'm thinking you guys can crush them as long as you don't turn the ball over. Fred Jackson = beast

TouchMYtralaala · 6 months

Couple things.

You put up 17.5 fantasy points last week BUT were only targeted twice. Are you worried about your fantasy points with that few receptions and targets? (I'm assuming you play fantasy football and have yourself on your team?)

Do you ever use "I'm an NFL player" to get tail?

Best feeling in your professional sports career?

If you could play for any team other than the bills who would it be?

Do you like playing/living in Buffalo?

nearanderthal · 6 months

Do you know how to catch a pass and NOT score a touchdown?

Go Bills

EDGAR_ALLAN_PWN · 6 months

Can I trust you? Answer wisely Scott.

TheAssManager · 6 months

Scott! Why is it you have to be so inconsistent for my Fantasy team? Could we maybe spread out your TD's?? - Congrats on the start of a great season!

corrupted_one · 6 months

Merging the Internet with Jocks. An interesting formula.

seanjmo · 6 months

I read nearly every comment before I, uh, "clicked the motherfucking link." [7]

Substitute_Troller · 6 months

about time we had some injin hating on reddit

strongscience62 · 6 months

THANKS FOR FUCKING MY REDSKINS IN THE ASS BRO

simjohn · 6 months

Thanks for the fantasy points last week.

dizzy9bee · 6 months

How's Nick Barnett? Greenbay sure misses him.

LiveFreeFratHard · 6 months

Do you plan on being a productive fantasy football asset on a regular basis?

Mrubuto · 6 months

should I drop Lance Kendricks and pick you up on my fantasy team?

yourdadsbff · 6 months

What a boring AMA.

SaintlyPineapple · 6 months

What's it like staring down some of the best defenders in the league before you hit them? What kind of feeling do you get?

omenmedia · 6 months

TIL there is a sporting position called a "tight end". Combine that with a bunch of sweaty guys invading each other's personal space, and nope, doesn't sound gay at all.

[deleted] · 6 months

You're kind of a dick for just seeking karma in this situation. He set this up to answer fans questions and you had to go out of your way to publicize it for personal gain He was barely keeping up with such a small subreddit. He didn't post it in AMA for a reason.

Epoo · 6 months

Do you prefer hamburgers or cheeseburgers?

driftsc · 6 months

how the fuck does this get more karma than the actual post.

supermegafuerte · 6 months

IS it worth it to pick you up in my fantasy league for this week, Scott? I could use some help here!

link5523 · 6 months

Why the fuck did you start sucking in weeks 4-6 and get me, like, zero fantasy points?! Okay, I feel better.

ilikeeagles · 6 months

GO JETS. I dislike you and the BILLS, but respect for the IAMA

martinicendfire · 6 months

Why do the Bills suck so much ass? Can you tell me that Scott?

CaptainSave-aHoe · 6 months

I've always been curious as to how often professional athletes read the paper(news). Do u follow local Bill sports writers and try to find out everything that is being said(written) about you?

Sacoud · 6 months

More TD's please! You're in my fantasy team.

kira87 · 6 months

What possition do you play?

Lancey · 6 months

As a European who knows nothing of this hand-egg thing you are all so excited about, I would just like to take this opportunity to say "Hehehehe... TIGHT-END! lol."

specialkftw · 6 months

Saw the title, immediately thought Silence of the Lambs, and initiated confused and disturbed mode upon noticing "Tight End" reference. I need sleep.

TheEvilDick · 6 months

Are you worried about becoming a wide receiver?

seamusfish · 6 months

How is the puck conveyed across the arena without the use of a stick?

aironjedi · 6 months

Your on my fantasy team, moar touchdowns please!

Also how much "work" are you guys allowed to do as a team in the offseason?

StelagMonk · 6 months

Why do you only score two touchdowns when you're on my fucking bench?? And do you find that fantasy football degrades the integrity of the NFL?

Alternate_Warrior · 6 months

Is there an echo in here?

djinteractive · 6 months

I have never heard of you before in my life but you are my bye week savior.

1) What is your motivation to save me this week.

2 Why should I keep you past this week?

BTW those a FFB related.

deepseatrolling · 6 months

will the Dolphins ever win a game? will the Dolphins owners lower the price of a beer from $9? What is your favorite color...wait what? not a the thread? WTF?

RicFlairwoo · 6 months

Is it true that some players from the Bills go to the sundowner (strip clubinNiagara Falls Canada)

netricate · 6 months

Y U NO GET 20 FANTASY POINTS EVERY WEEK?!!

[deleted] · 6 months

Does anyone ever joke with Brian Moorman about being a Mormon? My last name is Moorman and I'm just curious...

jiml78 · 6 months

Do you think that CJ Spiller is being used effectively? He is such an explosive player and it doesn't appear that the Bills know how to use his skills.

JesusChristSuperDick · 6 months

who doesn't like a tight end

Supermenace · 6 months

I thought a tight end was something dirty. So disappointed. TIL etc.

Jack_Mason · 6 months

How would you feel if the Bills came to Toronto?

hinduguru · 6 months

Are you allowed to smoke weed?

Dranzerk · 6 months

Yah i bet you are the TIGHT END for the whole team.

FrostByt · 6 months

Are you happy not to be apart of the Dallas Cowboys this season?

spinningballofdeath · 6 months

GO HAWKS!!!!!

g0rila · 6 months

Doesn't matter, fuck the Bills and fuck Scott Chandler go Baltimore

no_pain_no_gain · 6 months

Is it true that every player in NFL have a secret man-crush on Tom Brady?

thethreadkiller · 6 months

Just picked you up again from waivers. I am in Last place this year. Can you score 15 touchdowns this Sunday? Thanks in advance.

maxbearz · 6 months

Y U NO POST CONSISTENT FANTASY NUMBERS?!

Phantoom · 6 months

Why am I Mr. Sparkle?

W00ster · 6 months

You start out as a tight end but end up as a wide receiver! Don't drop the soap, homie!

WealthyIndustrialist · 6 months

What did you think of Norv Turner as a head coach?
Did he ever break down and cry while you were there?
Is he as gutless and soft as he appears on TV?

djdiggla · 6 months

I had to deal with Aaron Schobel for work one time. He's kinda a dick, huh?

MrWhite_is_TheJoker · 6 months

read: tight end (think he's talking about constipation...)

...I don't get sports.

liquor · 6 months

Do you realize how bad you screw me in fantasy football every time you catch a touchdown pass? Are you sorry for this?

CravingSunshine · 6 months

Why the hell would you even post this if it wasn't the thread...

zaydoc · 6 months

People, stop posting questions on this page. A link to the actual AMA is posted at the the top of the page under the title. Use it.

therealandrew · 6 months

How does yourself and the team like playing Games in Toronto?

SoAwkward_ · 6 months

I am from buffalo. I go to school at Medaille college. Do you listen to 103.3 the edge when you are here?

ManFromViltrum · 6 months

Are you going to have a good week 9?

JQuick · 6 months

I keep seeing this and my brain always reads it as "Tight Butthole" before anything else. Fucking Workaholics.

LibsrPus · 6 months

Why did I drop you on my fantasy team?

scotty757 · 6 months

I just wanted to say thanks. You have been really helpful on My fantasy team. You got me first win in a couple of weeks.

BigBazookaTooth · 6 months

Will you tell Naaman Roosevelt I say hello?

and tell Fitzpatrick to hit him more.

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