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What are some good coffee quotes? (self.Coffee)

submitted ago by bonham16

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I'll start: Behind every successful person.......is a substantial amount of coffee.

(I don't know the original author...)

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[–]rubyapples42 8 points9 points ago

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Death before decaf!

[–]kwayzee 4 points5 points ago

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"I need cappuccino for my bunghole!"

[–]mrgatorboy 5 points6 points ago

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Not exactly on topic but: mathematicians are machines for turning coffee into theorems

[–]CMYKyle 4 points5 points ago

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One from my field:

Journalists: Machines for turning coffee into copy.

[–]templeowl -1 points0 points ago

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Here's an unrelated (somewhat) question. How do you break into the journalism field? I heard majoring in journo is the worst thing you could possibly do.

[–]CMYKyle 0 points1 point ago

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Sorry this reply is so late:

I got in right before the bottom fell out of the newspaper industry. I went to j-school and got a job after doing an internship. Yeah, the pay is low and the job security isn't there, but I love my job and there isn't really anything else I'd rather be doing.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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"Coffee! Is the planet shaking or is it just me?"

Also, "Coffee! You can sleep when you're dead!

[–]bagel_desire 7 points8 points ago

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"Coffee, do stupid things faster with more energy!"

[–]jxhn 4 points5 points ago

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"Coffee leads men to trifle away their time, scald their chops, and spend their money, all for a little base, black, thick, nasty, bitter, stinking, nauseous puddle of water."

The Women's Petition Against Coffee, 1674

[–]chuck02 3 points4 points ago

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"Too much blood in my caffeine system"

[–]taozero 2 points3 points ago

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"Hold on Tight onto your Dreams!" Coffee Achievers

Jay Leno in 1985: "Come on! To David Bowie, a cup of coffee is merely a sedative at this point."

[–]joelschoolingAeropress 2 points3 points ago

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"They put coffee in the coffee in Brazil"

[–]stellar_m 1 point2 points ago

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came here to say this.

[–]slacker22 2 points3 points ago

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"a mathematician is a machine for turning coffee into theorems" - Alfréd Rényi

[–]woof404 2 points3 points ago

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"Coffee, the finest organic suspension ever devised" - Kathryn Janeway, Star Trek: Voyager

[–]The_Hero_of_BuildersEspresso Macchiato 2 points3 points ago

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Sleep is a poor substitute for coffee.

[–]smoothcam72 1 point2 points ago

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AS9nszqooB4

[–]houseofbacon 1 point2 points ago

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Dammit, I put this quote in before clicking your link. Win. Have a cupvote, sir.

[–]houseofbacon 1 point2 points ago

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"COFFEE. COFFEE NOW!!!' - Jeremy Piven as "Droz" in PCU (1994)

Edit: Also, anything Frye says in the Futurama episode where he drinks 100 cups of coffee.

[–]fifteencheeseburgers 1 point2 points ago

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The customer must wait for the espresso; the espresso must not wait for the customer.

[–]bretsvette 3 points4 points ago

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Better latte than never. - bretsvette

[–]joelschoolingAeropress 2 points3 points ago

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This was on Scrubs.

[–]partycentral 0 points1 point ago

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Coffee- it's pretty good! -partycentral

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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The best coffee quotes come from a single character.

Also, this and this.

[–]windmilltheory 3 points4 points ago

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Jim: (in the intermission after Pyscrow becomes Hyper Pyscrow) Before we continue today's mind numbing adventure, I'd like to point out that if you drank a whole bunch of coffee like Pyscrow did, you wouldn't get super powers. The actual result would be more like this.

Peter: (whilst suffering from a coffee-induced headache) Owwww, my head… feel dizzy… gonna barf… death would be a blessing.

Jim: I think I made my point. Cue the narrator.

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