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[–]jazman_ 96 points97 points ago

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I'm not sure it's cool enough, but I think the internet is the most significant invention since the printing press!

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points ago

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It most definitely is. And to think - it's really still in it's infancy, and that's what's so amazing about it. Think about the strides we've made in just the last decade alone with this technology.

[–]keatonjazz 29 points30 points ago

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I cannot stress how much I like the internet. I don't like saying this aloud because it makes me sound like a crazy person, but....

(the internet might be my favorite thing... about being alive).

NOT IN A DEPRESSING WAY OR ANYTHING. I JUST LIKE IT LOTS.

[–]sharp7 24 points25 points ago

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  1. Internet gives me friends.
  2. Internet gives me info, some that can dramatically improve my life. Like finding jobs, doing healthy things etc.
  3. Internet gives me limitless entertainment.
  4. Internet gives me porn.

WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT?

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Superporn? Just kidding the internet provides that as well.

[–]935Penn 1 point2 points ago

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-5. Internet gives me rule 34 on my favorite children's shows. -6. Internet gives me trolls (who in turn invade the somewhat non-internet lives of others). -7. Internet can has catz.

[–]shivvvy 8 points9 points ago

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I can't wait for someone to invent a way for me to punch people in the face through the internet

[–]bobsomeguy 1 point2 points ago

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  1. First we connected millions of computers and servers all over the world

  2. Then we filled them with an amazing amount of information and digital content.

  3. The tech has gotten cheap enough that now we are seeing the start of the internet (and all that content) to seep into just about everything we deal with every day.

  4. Social networking has given regular people the ability to communicate instantly with millions of people all over the world; something that, for pretty much all of human history, was only possible for a tiny fraction of the population.

  5. No clue, but given what we have seen so far, it will probably be some epic, world changing shit.

I fully expect that within the next few years, I (and my dentist) will be able to remotely connect to my toothbrush and view my brushing habits. The tech to do something like that exists right now.

[–]bobsomeguy 4 points5 points ago

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I would agree 100%!

I look at it this way.

A modern printing press making a book is a quantum leap over the first printing press in terms of speed and capacity. It can print tens of thousands of sheets per minute, use enormous amounts of electricity, and depopulate entire forests with the amount of paper it can consume. Now from there, whatever is printed has to be boxed up and shipped for people to make use of it, but that's still a pretty impressive display of knowledge presevation and distribution.

However, with a few clicks of a mouse, I could take that exact same content and make it available to over 2 billion people all over the world. The internet is so far beyond even a modern printing press when it comes to storing, searching, and distributing our aquired knowledge, it's fucking scary.

Also, consider the changes that the printing press had on the world in just a couple centuries. Every time that a new technology is quickly and widely adopted or, whenever an advance in communication has come along, huge social and economic changes have always followed. The internet represents both happening at the same time!

The ability to communicate with hundreds, thousands, even millions of people all over the world, instantly or by leaving lasting messages that almost anyone can access, is one of the oldest and most powerful tools of statecraft. For the first time in human history, that power is in the hands of regular people. We have just seen the tip of the iceberg so far.

[–]AZRugger 1 point2 points ago

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However, with a few clicks of a mouse, I could take that exact same content and make it available to over 2 billion people all over the world. The internet is so far beyond even a modern printing press when it comes to storing, searching, and distributing our aquired knowledge, it's fucking scary.

If I could do ONE thing in my lifetime... I would make access to the internet a basic human right.

[–]FallingDownHill 97 points98 points ago

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Synthetic blood.

It will revolutionize medicine and save countless lives.

[–]ShinyBlackNose 47 points48 points ago

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And of course it will allow the secret vampire subculture to emerge into the — figurative — light.

[–]PoliceAcademy4 26 points27 points ago

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My vampire policy will remain "Murder All Vampires."

[–]IforgotwhatIwasdoing 27 points28 points ago

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My undead policy will remain "Kill all sons of bitches".

[–]Azurphax 11 points12 points ago

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Anyone hear the guitar riff intro to True Blood just there?

[–]raphamuffin 2 points3 points ago

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When you came in, the air went out...

[–]Chuddles 2 points3 points ago

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and every shadow filled up with doubt

[–]Czulander 1 point2 points ago

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It's more of a lick actually.

[–]Brrrtje 6 points7 points ago

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Like this stuff, you mean?

[–]FallingDownHill 1 point2 points ago

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Yes, like that. The trick is to make a substance capable of carrying oxygen that is compatible with all bodies AND can be transported and stored easily on ambulances, etc.

[–]Trenks 4 points5 points ago

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True Blood?

[–]HateMeYet 71 points72 points ago

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Sustainable fusion.

[–]bamburger 21 points22 points ago

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Yeah I can't wait. I hear it's only 20 years away.

[–]lionelboydjohnson 43 points44 points ago

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Yep, I heard that too (20 years ago).

[–]koleye 38 points39 points ago

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Haha, puny humans. You think time is linear.

[–]HisAwesomeness 1 point2 points ago

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I heard something about 50 years

[–]glinsvad 1 point2 points ago

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You may only have to wait till 2026 cf. the ITER project timeline.

[–]murphylawson 1 point2 points ago

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Well, we keep getting closer. Sure, it will always be x years away, but who knows, maybe in twenty years they'll say ten.

[–]Omegastar19 8 points9 points ago*

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My uncle worked as a nuclear physicist decades ago. He lives far away so i dont talk to him often but a few months ago i visited him. We talked abit about fukushima etc. I support nuclear energy, he doesnt. I eventually mentioned nuclear fusion as a clean and powerful type of energy and he said the following:

"20 years ago i worked at a nuclear research facility that was also working of fusion. The researchers were very excited about its prospects and estimated it would take at most 20 years before the first commercial nuclear fusion reactors. Its now 20 years later and scientists are now saying that maybe in 40 years well have commercial nuclear fusion reactors."

So yeah, bummer.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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(it's "fusion")

[–]IOIOOIIOIO 7 points8 points ago

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I think super cheap/efficient solar cells would be better. Fusion, like anything nuclear, would still have NIMBY problems preventing it from being implemented properly.

[–]Hyro0o0 72 points73 points ago

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Not within my lifetime, but I do know the day after I die the secret to immortality will be discovered.

[–]TacticalNukePenguin 31 points32 points ago

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I heard a guy theorising that the first 1,000 year old person has already been born. They may be babies now, but by the time they reach say 100, the average age of death will have moved up to say 150, and because science is moving forwards so quickly by the time they hit 150 they'll be able to live to 250, then 400, 700, 1000!

[–]lionelboydjohnson 137 points138 points ago

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I have a feeling we buy pot from the same dude.

[–]TokerCoughin 5 points6 points ago

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Truth. I sold you both windex-weed.

[–]asderferjerkel 6 points7 points ago

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My biochem supervisor last year said it's possible that our grandkids will be the last mortal generation. Not as close as your estimate, and it's entirely possible that it'll be along the lines of "fusion power is only 20 years away!", but it's a nice thought.

[–]VoteJewbama 4 points5 points ago

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[–]IRON_GIANT 17 points18 points ago

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I plan on living forever. So far its working out

[–]dragn99 5 points6 points ago

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Thanks to denial, I'm immortal.

[–]Hyro0o0 1 point2 points ago

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I'd say the problem with that guy's theory is that prolonging life concerns slowing the aging process. By the time that guy hits 100 he'll be too close to death to have his life prolonged a great deal longer.

[–]paradigmx 2 points3 points ago

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Not if the system used to prolong life actively reverses the aging process.

Like Harvard did in mice last year

[–]WhatHadHappenedWas 15 points16 points ago

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No it's Unicorn's blood.

[–]uhhguy 15 points16 points ago

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no no no, unicorn blood only staves off death.

[–]missingpiece 15 points16 points ago

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Being able to keep people from dying would be the most horrible Pandora's Box of science imaginable.

First of all, overpopulation. Humanity can already be considered Earth's worst invasive species. Overpopulation is without a doubt the biggest problem facing our world today. If we stopped natural death, it would only be a couple years before overcrowding reached its breaking point. Wars would erupt over land and borders like never before, and we would probably all kill each other. Not to mention, humans tend to treat each other worse the more crowded they become.

In addition to overpopulation, cultural progress would slow to a halt. The only reason we have cultural progress is because the old, conservative generation eventually dies while the young, idealistic generation takes over.

TL;DR - Bad fucking idea.

[–]vallotton 4 points5 points ago

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What makes you think that anyone besides the rich will receive life-extension?

[–]CutterJohn 3 points4 points ago

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Immortality will not be an instant panacea delivered to all people at once overnight. It will take decades to come to fruition, during which time people will also be able to come to the conclusion that in order for immortality to exist, they must give up the idea that they can breed like rabbits.

There will be blood, but it won't end the world.

And if they don't, and your estimation is more accurate, then humanity will still not die off. Painful lessons will be learned from the blood of millions, or perhaps billions, and they will inevitably accept the same truth.

Either way, immortality will be a great boon to science. Imagine what will be accomplished when someone doesn't have to retire after just getting really good at their craft.

[–]omnilynx 1 point2 points ago

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Life extension paired with space expansion, though, would be pretty awesome.

[–]mons_cretans 1 point2 points ago

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Humanity can already be considered Earth's worst invasive species

s/worst/best/

Overpopulation is without a doubt the biggest problem facing our world today.

With a lot of doubt. Most of the problems with feeding the world are political and priorities, not too many people. In terms of land area, think of all the unlived areas from Siberia to the deserts to the oceans to the US Mid-west.

If we stopped natural death, it would only be a couple years before overcrowding reached its breaking point.

We wouldn't stop natural death, we would stop old age death. Not accidents, not disease.

Wars would erupt over land and borders like never before,

Studies show older people are happier.

And we have wars now, that's not a good enough reason to say people have to die because you're scared we couldn't cope.

[–]CharleHuff 39 points40 points ago

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Nanotechnology has some pretty interesting possibilities. Nanobots that kill viruses and shit like that.

[–]lostvorlon 18 points19 points ago

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Nanobots that kill humans will be a gamechanger.

[–]wockyman 14 points15 points ago

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Microscopic invaders were more of the threat nowadays. Just to name one example, there was Red Death, a.k.a. the Seven Minute Special, a tiny aerodynamic capsule that burst open after impact and released a thousand or so corpuscle-size bodies, known colloquially as cookie-cutters, into the victim’s bloodstream. It took about seven minutes for all of the blood in a typical person’s body to recirculate, so after this interval the cookie-cutters would be randomly distributed throughout the victim’s organs and limbs.

A cookie-cutter was shaped like an aspirin tablet except that the top and bottom were domed more to withstand ambient pressure; for like most other nanotechnological devices a cookie-cutter was filled with vacuum. Inside were two centrifuges, rotating on the same axis but in opposite directions, preventing the unit from acting like a gyroscope. The device could be triggered in various ways; the most primitive were simple seven-minute time bombs.

Detonation dissolved the bonds holding the centrifuges together so that each of a thousand or so balhisticules suddenly flew outward. The enclosing shell shattered easily, and each ballisticule kicked up a shock wave, doing surprisingly little damage at first, tracing narrow linear disturbances and occasionally taking a chip out of a bone. But soon they slowed to near the speed of sound, where shock wave piled on top of shock wave to produce a sonic boom. Then all the damage happened at once. Depending on the initial speed of the centrifuge, this could happen at varying distances from the detonation point; most everything inside the radius was undamaged but everything near it was pulped; hence, “cookie-cutter.” The victim then made a loud noise like the crack of a whip, as a few fragments exited his or her flesh and dropped through the sound barrier in air. Startled witnesses would turn just in time to see the victim flushing bright pink. Bloodred crescents would suddenly appear all over the body; these marked the geometric intersection of detonation surfaces with skin and were a boon to forensic types, who could thereby identify the type of cookie-cutter by comparing the marks against a handy pocket reference card. The victim was just a big leaky sack of undifferentiated gore at this point and, of course, never survived.

-The Diamond Age

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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a handy pocket reference card.

Haha paper?

[–]remrist 1 point2 points ago

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"Paper" is considerably more advanced in The Diamond Age, if you care to read the book.

[–]sturmeh 6 points7 points ago

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Nano drugs... NOW YOUR HIGH, now you can drive.

[–]paradigmx 3 points4 points ago

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I would prefer Nanohumans that kill bots with viruses...

[–]matclc 1 point2 points ago

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Speaking of nanohumans...

"The Green Death, on the other hand, was caused by microscopic Chinese, who were peace- loving and meant no one any harm. They were nonetheless invariably fatal to normal-sized human beings when inhaled or ingested."

Kurt Vonnegut, Slapstick

[–]I_R_NOT_BEOWULF 47 points48 points ago

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Quantum computers for home users. I look forward to staring blankly at my grandchildren when they explain how to use one.

[–]bnscow 8 points9 points ago

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This is not far off. Apparently they have been able to sustain an atom inside a computer so they are on the brink of making it possible.

Probably a while off until you are quantum browsing every porn site on the net at once though.

[–]CitizenPremier 11 points12 points ago

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Dude my computer sustains octillions of atoms.

[–]Ahania 4 points5 points ago

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Quantum semantics.

[–]someawesomeguy 1 point2 points ago

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Commercial quantum computers are already for sale. I hear Lockheed Martin just bought one.

[–]Squid_Tamer 5 points6 points ago

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I'm actually pretty afraid of when quantum computers become a reality. So much cool stuff will be broken, like Public Key Cryptography. Public Key stuff is the basis of HTTPS and a bunch of other security related things.

Just imagine not being able to use HTTPS...

[–]BPhair 24 points25 points ago

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Not computer savvy at all: what does this mean? Will it effect the porn?

[–]mr_soren 1 point2 points ago

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Banking and commerce sites use it. So you won't be able to securely pay for your porn :( Or order sex toys online.

[–]BPhair 11 points12 points ago

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Pay for porn? That would be like paying for air or to look at the sky.

[–]Bongpig 1 point2 points ago

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who pays for porn?

[–]kamatsu 3 points4 points ago

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Actually, Quantum Computers are unlikely to break Public Key Cryptography. Even if Quantum Computers are fully nondeterministic machines (unlikely at this point), most public key cryptography can only be cracked in far worse than NP. So, regardless of the nondeterminism of the machine, cryptography is still going to be okay. You might need to use more secure authentication though.

So, in short: Quantum computers do not mean the end of cryptography. Quantum computers do potentially make many intractable problems tractable, but they don't make all intractable problems tractable.

Source: I'm a theoretical computer scientist.

[–]ReallyGoodAdvice 2 points3 points ago

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There are plenty of ways to implement public key cryptography which is unbreakable by quantum computers also. While you're right that the most widespread ones will be breakable (most commonly RSA), you can't really say "imagine not being able to use HTTPS" when all it should take is a couple of big patches to fix.

[–]venuswasaflytrap 2 points3 points ago

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I always wondered how fucked we would be if someone figured out a way to factor large semi primes easily and then posted it on the internet.

[–]asderferjerkel 1 point2 points ago

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And even cooler stuff will be made to fix it!

[–]paradigmx 1 point2 points ago

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Public Key Encryption may become simple to crack using a Quantum Computer, but picture it now... Quantum Public Key Enctryption, an encryption method so strong, it would be quite literally impossible for a massive network of conventional computers to even come close to cracking even if they crunched numbers for a lifetime.

[–]omnilynx 1 point2 points ago

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However, Quantum Cryptography will then be possible, so while the transition may be rocky, information security won't be completely destroyed.

[–]12characters 14 points15 points ago*

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The wireless transmission of electricity

EDIT: I though this project was fairly common knowledge. Tesla's tower could have/would have been capable of transmitting electricity across the Atlantic ocean. He was also working on a method to extract electricity from thin air. There are theories that his financial backer, J.P.Morgan pulled his funding when he realized he wouldn't be able to profit from it. Further rumours claim that the vandalizing of the tower, closely followed by Tesla's laboratory being burned down was for the same reason. I don't doubt the veracity of all these claims.

[–]ImNotJesus 112 points113 points ago

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I still want my fucking back to the future 2 hoverboard.

[–]ItsaHartKnockLife 16 points17 points ago

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If you were Jesus you could just levitate.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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[–]rgower 2 points3 points ago

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[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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4 more years.

[–]ChapstickChick 1 point2 points ago

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Power laces would be pretty sweet, too. It’s 2011; I don’t have time to tie my shoes. I’m too busy browsing reddit on my iPad while I watch TV.

[–]GodofRock13 43 points44 points ago

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The completely safe and effective hangover cure. Also printers that aren't fucking retarded.

[–]MisterEggs 55 points56 points ago

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Also printers that aren't fucking retarded.

I think the OP was after realistic predictions...

[–]Poppeseed 1 point2 points ago

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A group of us in my computer engineering courses talked about creating a printer that could actually stop printing for our senior thesis project.

We decided against it since it is entirely too unrealistic.

[–]JohnDoe06 4 points5 points ago

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Orange juice helps a lot.

[–]Samwhoisacowboy 41 points42 points ago

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I poured a whole glass in it and it's still jamming...

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Chug some coconut water.

[–]Buttscicles 1 point2 points ago

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*You're

[–]karabekian77 2 points3 points ago

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PC LOAD LETTER!

[–]deathmouse 2 points3 points ago

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it already exists... it's called marijuana.

[–]freefalll 1 point2 points ago

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nothing else even comes remotely close. That feeling of having your hangover completely disappear as you take a few drags... what a beautiful feeling indeed.

[–]rekgreen 1 point2 points ago

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a god of rock after my own heart

[–]BearPond 20 points21 points ago

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Voice activated automatic clothing. Imagine waking up and just being like 'PANTS: ON' and BAM! pants are on. FUTURE!

[–]CitizenPremier 5 points6 points ago

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Holographic clothing, so you can be nude but not actually show off your untrimmed pubes.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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And when you come home after a hard days work :

  • 'PANTS : OFF'
  • 'BEAR : ON'

[–]This-Guy 1 point2 points ago

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And then you are mauled by a bear.

Wait, what?

[–]934texas 21 points22 points ago

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I hope they come up with some better way to manage traffic or some sort of better system for transportation. I can't help but think I waste so much time behind a steering wheel.

[–]transgenderobot 6 points7 points ago

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[–]12characters 5 points6 points ago

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Yes! The wheels are already in motion, if you'll pardon the pun. BMW and Mercedes are already experimenting with automated automobile/road systems, as well as Teh Googles and universities making robo-cars. This will be realized. Save fuel and lives = win/win

[–]transgenderobot 2 points3 points ago

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I can't wait.

[–]paradigmx 5 points6 points ago

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Imagine 140km/h bumper to bumper traffic on city streets 24/7 in any condition because the entire road network is controlled by computers, and all cars are synchronized...

250+km/h on highways

[–]transgenderobot 2 points3 points ago

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And I get to watch TNG* and post on Reddit** the whole time!

porn *masturbate

[–]Zekohl 1 point2 points ago

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Yep, lovely idea, if you are a car. What about pedestrians or cyclists?

[–]paradigmx 1 point2 points ago

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pedways would exist above or below the road. traffic would detect "anomalies" on or heading to the road and avoid them.

[–]skarface6 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah, I think that would be most peoples' reactions until they get used to it. It must be pretty scary to just let go and allow it to drive so fast so near serious obstacles.

[–]wh44 3 points4 points ago

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They already have: trains, buses and streetcars. They've just been gutted in the US, so that it is really difficult to travel without a car. I live in Germany, and I usually take the train or bus and not my car. If I'm taking the train, I can bust out my laptop and get some work done, or take a nap. With train or bus I can talk to the interesting person next to me.

[–]SpermWhale 52 points53 points ago

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A time machine, I wan't mom's hug again.

[–]Barbeaubot 23 points24 points ago

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This made me :(

[–]skarface6 3 points4 points ago

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Don't worry, it's because he just left the house and wants to be able to hug + get everything done today.

[–]HoboViking 6 points7 points ago

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Dude, I know just what you mean. I would kill for my Dads hug again.

[–]phranticsnr 3 points4 points ago

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I don't know if I downvote because I don't want to appear to be upvoting that, or upvote in a lame attempt to make you happier.

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[–]MrNovember785 29 points30 points ago

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Honestly, I think that if I live long enough, there is a decent chance of the singularity occurring within my lifetime. Not really an invention or a discovery, but in a way both at once.

[–]lionhart280 2 points3 points ago

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I for one welcome our new Robot Overlords.

[–]CitizenPremier 2 points3 points ago

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I just want to go on record as one of the stubborn old guys that says it'll never happen.

[–]viciousnemesis 8 points9 points ago

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Neat idea, but growth cannot be sustained at an exponential rate.

[–]wh44 2 points3 points ago

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Growth that consumes resources can't be sustained, of course. What about growth that doesn't (which is the main point in the singularity)? Why do you think that growth can't be sustained?

[–]viciousnemesis 1 point2 points ago

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Just because it doesn't use resources directly, it uses them indirectly. Everything uses electricity, but how do we get electricity? Ok, so you want to use solar power, but if growth is happening exponentially, eventually you reach caps with how much a solar cell can store and transport energy. You also run into problems with running out of space to put said solar cells.

And if you look at Moore's Law, it doesn't say it will run forever. We really only have two orders of magnitude left before it states it is unable to both lower power consumption and create smaller transistor sizes. There are caps for all growth, bounded by the environment in which the growth is happening.

[–]hiles 8 points9 points ago

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yep it can.

[–]missingpiece 18 points19 points ago

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oh okay

[–]rossisgone 4 points5 points ago

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Not forever.

[–]HoboViking 1 point2 points ago

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The exploding sun will get in our way.

[–]mayoriguana 1 point2 points ago

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It's my opinion that Ray Kurzweil is wrong. Time will tell, but the narrative he spins is based on our hopes and dreams; precious little is rooted in facts or even clear thinking. While electronics have improved insanely fast, I have yet to see any jaw-dropping medical advances. Also, we already have nanobots that monitor our health and fight pathogens (they're called white blood cells). I think it will prove much easier to supercharge our existing immune system than to engineer something from the ground up that does the exact same thing .

[–]nezume 39 points40 points ago

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The sex robot. Definitely the sex robot.

[–]suicidal_smrtcar 21 points22 points ago

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We'll call him Fisto Roboto!

[–]fenshield 49 points50 points ago

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DOMO ARMIGATO, FISTO ROBOTO

[–]InfinitePower 5 points6 points ago

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He doesn't just fist! He learns.

[–]Azurphax 5 points6 points ago

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I believe Futurama told us that was going to the be end of civilization

[–]Braingothink 9 points10 points ago

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DON'T DATE ROBOTS

[–]bobsomeguy 1 point2 points ago

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"you should write a book fry, people need to know about the CAN EAT MORE"

[–]bluntstick 1 point2 points ago

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He's learning.

[–]another_guy_montag 1 point2 points ago

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[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

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I hope they discover a way to fix Reddit.

[–]matclc 12 points13 points ago

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I want to be able to download a car.

[–]Social_Experiment 1 point2 points ago

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But you wouldn't. You would pay for that movie!

[–]rurikloderr 5 points6 points ago

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Cloned organs. It will completely remove ever needing a donor, ever again.

Also, relevant side note: computer brain interfaces on on their way.

[–]gahane 3 points4 points ago

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According to future me who traveled back from 2046, it was the 10 blade Gilette.

[–]KrisBbG 16 points17 points ago

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A practical way to use solar power for everything. (Although this will leave me unemployed as I work in the oil and gas industry).

[–]jobotslash 3 points4 points ago

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When it comes down to it, don't be stuck in a dying field, adapt. I believe that is one of the problems with that industry today, it is such a huge industry and finding a better alternative to fossil fuels isn't profitable for those already invested in that field, so it's kinda like finding an alternative is on the back burner or being thwarted by said industry.

[–]geak78 1 point2 points ago

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I always wondered why the oil giants didn't just invest in all the new clean energies.

[–]dancing_bananas 1 point2 points ago

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Well, when a field is as young as this one, you need to invest until it-s ready/cheap enough for consumer use, since you're bound to make a few mistakes on the way. There's also some risks involved since you may run into a wall that you can't get past, which would mean you just expended a lot of money for nothing.
On the other hand, they don't have to invest much in the oil sector, since the technology has been here for a while and the have a lot of captive customers (Airlines and bus companies for example), so it doesn't make financial sense for them to change the way things are.

It's sad, but this is what happens when society is profit oriented.

[–]warpus 7 points8 points ago

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a vagina.. for me!

[–]Vectoor 14 points15 points ago

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Read that in the voice of Gollum when he is happy.

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[–]theduggs 7 points8 points ago

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Favorable alternative to oil.

[–]SpermWhale 19 points20 points ago

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Haven't heard of non stick pan for frying eggs?

[–]12characters 2 points3 points ago

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You mean the dinosaury-type oil, right? Hemp seeds can produce oil.

Disclaimer: "dinosaury-type" oil is a perfectly cromulent description.

[–]Kinseyincanada 4 points5 points ago

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I think we have already seen it, the rise of mobile technology is insane. I remember when my family got 46k dial up and was amazed. Now I have a phone in my pocket that can pretty much do anything and it blows mind.

[–]Dreadgoat 1 point2 points ago

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Remember how awed you were by your Windows 95 computer? Have you had the opportunity to use one lately? They SUCK! They're slow as shit in molasses!

Now imagine the phone you will have in 15 years. Imagine every application working smoothly and quickly. Imagine your phone being as responsive and intuitive as your mouse-and-keyboard PC. That subtle little improvement is what excites me.

[–]charmingwit 1 point2 points ago

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4D porn

[–]norbertyappa 12 points13 points ago

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Soylent Green

[–]dancingbear7777 6 points7 points ago

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I think that for my lifetime it will be the invention and subsequent growth of the internet.

That answer sounds boring but I can remember growing up in a culture where access to good quality information was not a simple thing. Checking facts or expanding general knowledge took considerable effort and was entirely governed by the age and quality of the books to which you had access.

I can now, in seconds, access a huge bank of information on my mobile phone or computer that I would never have been able to see as a child. I can connect with people who share similar interests from across the world and learn from them where as a child I would have felt alone.

The access to information has been such a massive revolution in our culture that I boldly predict it will not be matched in significance during my lifetime.

[–]bobsomeguy 2 points3 points ago

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The access to information has been such a massive revolution in our culture that I boldly predict it will not be matched in significance during my lifetime.

The access is hugely significant, but IMHO, it pales next to the communication aspect of the internet. Radio and TV were big advances in communication technology, but they were one way streets. The phone was also a major gamechanger, but it was one to one, one to many.

Consider this, the ability to address the masses is one of the oldest and most powerful tools of statecraft. Today, regular people have that same power. Sure, we mainly use it to share cute pictures of little kittens, but it's a game changer like nothing that has ever come before it. Just as one example, when a movie is really bad, the world knows it before the first public viewing is even over. That simply wasn’t even possible just a few years ago.

If you ask me, we are going to see some major, world changing, shit happen in the next 10 years as a direct result of regular people being able to get a message out to hundreds, thousands, even millions of people.

[–]dancingbear7777 1 point2 points ago

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I certainly agree. The communication aspect of the internet is massive. I think the internet revolution has many facets.

[–]invictus248 2 points3 points ago

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i want to be able to take an elevator to space

[–]optimisticaussie 2 points3 points ago

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The cure for old age - the biggest killer we have yet to properly focus on

[–]fjt1118 2 points3 points ago

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Based off of E3 it seems like the Kinnect will be it

[–]VegitoFusion 2 points3 points ago

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I'd like to see if scientists ever fully understand why we (and almost every other animal) require sleep. If they can figure that out, maybe we'll be able to remove the necessity to sleep altogether.

[–]GrimLP 2 points3 points ago

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Metamaterial, renders objects invisible. At first it only worked on the infrared spectrum, but they recently got it to work on the visible light spectrum. You heard right folks.

HERE

[–]JackBonneham 2 points3 points ago

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Nothing can top sliced bread

[–]Wienky 2 points3 points ago

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An operating system that no-one bitches about and has no flaws.

[–]rekgreen 2 points3 points ago

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come on this is supposed to be somewhat realistic!

[–]Buttscicles 1 point2 points ago

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Don't kid yourself

[–]BobboFett[!] 1 point2 points ago

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a flawless OS is technically possible but it would take humans an ungodly amount of time to write and debug. We're only made out of meat you know. But I had a prof in college that was building AIs for this purpose so I'd say thats our best bet for making a flawless OS quickly.

[–]kamatsu 1 point2 points ago

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Depends on your definition of flaws, but I work on an OS that is proven (with some underlying assumptions) bug-free.

[–]TheUsualSuspect 5 points6 points ago

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Jarvis-like computer systems that while not being fully autonomous, can interact on a humanistic level. Furthermore, fully functional HUD contacts that will allow you to check your bank balance/bills/etc. instantly and without another person being able to see. I think that these two inventions are pretty much a given before I die... whereas cold fusion, hover-boards, and the like are possibly much further away.

[–]crashland 4 points5 points ago

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Smellyvision.

[–]Social_Experiment 1 point2 points ago

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Honey. Are you smelling porn again? We talked about this.

[–]pimptastic 2 points3 points ago

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Computer Drugs.

[–]IRON_GIANT 7 points8 points ago

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its called snow crash

[–]alphager 2 points3 points ago

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True mobile computing. None of that <hold a 7" display>-crap. The power of a current high performance cluster combined with true speech-recognition (or even brain-to-text) and retina-projectors integrated in current glasses.

Imagine having a 24/7 connected computer practically integrated with you. Wherever you are, you have your computer not only with you, but usable right that instant. No setup. No fumbling in your pocket.

[–]zeldaprime 5 points6 points ago

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mapping the human brain or completely understand the human genome

[–]onlythis 1 point2 points ago

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  • Space travel for the common man.

  • a cure for AIDS, Cancer, and the common cold.

  • teleportation.

  • A perfected food/organ printer

  • near speed of light travel OR worm hole travel

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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So basically, Star Trek.

[–]ndt 1 point2 points ago*

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Synthetic life. We are really close now but with just enough borrowing of a bit of this and that from existing life to kick start it that people still claim it's not really synthetic life. The day is not too far off for the first life form that is inarguably sythetic and that's just a Pandora's box full of cool stuff.

[–]Braingothink 1 point2 points ago

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Desalination that is entirely wind/solar powered, and rarely requires human intervention.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Isn't that called rain?

[–]Scunt_Brundi 1 point2 points ago

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Self-defense ink-producing organs implanted into the nasal cavities of every human.

[–]Thzy 1 point2 points ago

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Wolfram Alpha chip in every brain.

[–]sharp7 1 point2 points ago

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Or you could just carry it around with you all the time. AKA phones.

[–]KittensMcGee 1 point2 points ago

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Being able to grow an organ for transplant.

No more waiting lists!

[–]thesisdex 1 point2 points ago

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Teleport

[–]Brokenteethz 1 point2 points ago

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Can't wait for antimatter bombs!

Edit: typo

[–]CrankCaller 1 point2 points ago

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A cure for cancer.

...but still not for the common cold. sniff

[–]jsrduck 1 point2 points ago

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I believe we are getting closer to having a bionic eye.

[–]lionhart280 1 point2 points ago

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This thread: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q23HpNkM8gs http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppILwXwsMng http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9ByGQGiVMg http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VyzVtTiax80 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_2-n3t4rJE&feature=related http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSCLBG9KeX4&feature=related http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KxjVlaLBmk http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2OfQdYrHRs http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4BfVzIpLeU http://www.3dtvguide.org/3d-tv-without-glasses.html http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcWKneKWt0U http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=696dxY6BYBM

So yeah, think bigger guys, for most of us all this stuff is going to be readily available in 5 years or so for everyone, following law of exponential growth, by the time we are a bunch of old codgers, we won't have cars that drive themselves, we'll have spaceships that fly themselves, recordable dreams with playback, true artificial intelligence will be used in everything, etc.

Think Star Trek. It's coming.

[–]manboat 1 point2 points ago

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Ubiquitous augmented reality and the inevitable merger of internet and RL. The potential for having the information you want or need projected onto the environment around you has incredible implications for every walk of life.

[–]DewOfAMountain 1 point2 points ago

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Affordable space travel.

[–]jlwizard 1 point2 points ago

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Room Temperature superconductors. They'll totally revolutionize our energy infrastructure. And with SQUIDS becoming room-temperature devices, electronics will also be changed dramatically.

[–]missingpiece 1 point2 points ago

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Drugs that make you constantly at peace and content, with no side-effects or come down. Synthesized happiness.

I'm not quite sure why, but this thought actually scares the shit out of me... maybe because it suddenly renders life completely meaningless.

[–]choast 1 point2 points ago

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air conditioned pants....ughhhhhhh

[–]I_make_things 1 point2 points ago

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High resolution 3D printing of multiple materials. You'll be able to print tiny robots, 3D microchips with internal cooling capillaries, etc.

[–]tenshiwingusu 1 point2 points ago

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Quantum Computing

[–]teems 1 point2 points ago

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teleportation

[–]Kodix 1 point2 points ago

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A cure for aging.

Wishful thinking, but hey.

[–]Spiel88 1 point2 points ago

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The self-opening bra. A young man never has to be embarrassed ever again.

[–]machinegunmax 1 point2 points ago

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robotic surgery

[–]Rencoret 1 point2 points ago

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Duke nuke... oh you said in my lifetime, sorry.

[–]another_brick 1 point2 points ago

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  • HIV cure.

  • Female Viagra.

  • Glasses-free, multi-point 3D displays.

  • Manufactured organs for transplant.

[–]Azurphax 2 points3 points ago

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Anything past level 3 on the tech tree in Alpha Centauri

Particularly MMI...

[–]FancyMac 2 points3 points ago

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Bio-engineering like you would not believe. Cars and buildings will be made out of regenerating life, organisms will be created that can tolerate the vacuum of space and the harshness of other planet's atmospheres to carry out mining operations for human benefit..

[–]takatori 3 points4 points ago

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Life on another world.

Metabolites in the spectrum of the satellite of a distant star is as close as we'll get to proof in my lifetime, though.