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I need a funny Cake baking company name, ASAP. (self.AskReddit)

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[–]Major_Major_Major 118 points119 points ago

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For Goodness Cakes

[–]ScampAndFries 0 points1 point ago

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"Taking the Pâtisserie"

[–][deleted] 43 points44 points ago

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Dan's Hardware Store

[–]Wuzzles2 22 points23 points ago

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We Sell Fucking Cakes

[–]coolhandlucas 8 points9 points ago

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I've been laughing at this for about four minutes. I'm not sure if that makes the joke really funny or me really stupid

[–]00110110 0 points1 point ago

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i second that this is really funny.

[–]dick_hole2 0 points1 point ago

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hahahahaha

[–]Meinschendtler 19 points20 points ago

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Fondante's Inferno: Nine-Layer Cakes

[–]ianeckelman 5 points6 points ago

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Now, that's divine comedy.

[–]reenigne 16 points17 points ago

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Torte Reform

[–]dead_ed 1 point2 points ago

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ok - only one that made me laugh

[–]ghettoperson 1 point2 points ago

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Hahahaha that's fantastic! Do this!

[–]00110110 77 points78 points ago

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Bu Cake E.

[–]wayfarerer 9 points10 points ago

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I was trolling the math tutors last semester by putting up dirty names on the "ask for help board." Some names were Mike Rotch, Jah Kovolot, Cam Minner, and (drumroll) Beau Kaké.

[–]Ali-Sama 4 points5 points ago

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try Mike Hunt.

[–]saippuakauppias 2 points3 points ago

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Smells fishy...

[–]highonkai -1 points0 points ago

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Actually laughing out loud right now.

[–]stupid_human[S] 4 points5 points ago

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That's F'ing hilarious.

[–]JupitersClock 0 points1 point ago

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this is the only logical choice.

[–]bluescholars -2 points-1 points ago

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fuck you I came here to post this

[–]doublesuperrobot -1 points0 points ago

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ME tooo!

[–]Phallic 12 points13 points ago

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The Bitchin' Cakery Kitchen Bakery

[–]fuckinbitchin 0 points1 point ago

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Man, you need more upvotes. Here's one.

[–]endtv 27 points28 points ago

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Aperture Science

[–]RobotKitten 2 points3 points ago

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I wouldn't trust 'em.

[–]HarryMcDowell 0 points1 point ago

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But you know you'd totally invest lol.

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago

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Maybe...

"WHAT?"

Maybe include in very small letters next to it "it's a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake".

[–]pics-or-didnt-happen 0 points1 point ago

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WHAT?

[–]advocatel -1 points0 points ago

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HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA yes!!!!! gotta do the cooking by the book

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

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pretty baked

[–]TinglyThing 31 points32 points ago

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Flour Power

[–]stupid_human[S] 5 points6 points ago

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Good one.

[–]tkhan456 0 points1 point ago

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I've already seen several restaurants and bakeries with that name.

[–]BigCommieNat 10 points11 points ago

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CAKES

[–]FuckInternetExplorer 3 points4 points ago

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<blink>CAKES</blink>

[–]imurgod 8 points9 points ago

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let them eat cake

[–]omnipotant 5 points6 points ago

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Piece of cake:

We Knead Dough

[–]ohmygulay 6 points7 points ago

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The Dutch Oven

[–]Snakks 1 point2 points ago

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What kind of cakes do they sell?

[–]banjodog 3 points4 points ago

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Air Biscuits.

[–]inakarmacoma 6 points7 points ago

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Slapcake's Angryfridge

[–]MGDIBTYGD 0 points1 point ago

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Terrible name, but fucking hilarious. I want to use this for something. Just understand, this is my notice of intent to thieve this.

[–]inakarmacoma 1 point2 points ago

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You'll of course SHARE it, won't you? :-)

[–]ScampAndFries 0 points1 point ago

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barges in, looking angry

[–]angryguts 5 points6 points ago

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There used to be a bakery that we'd pass down in South Alabama, on the way to the beach. They had a sign out front, "The Cake Place," and in smaller letters underneath that, in case it was unclear, "Specializing in cakes."

[–]sleeper141 0 points1 point ago

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If you had a pic, that would make front page.

[–]PhyzixChik 6 points7 points ago

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Uranium enriched oxide.

[–]pefyeah 5 points6 points ago

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Hookers & Cakes

[–]wolftrouble 2 points3 points ago

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In fact, nevermind about the cakes.

[–]ExPatBadger 13 points14 points ago

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No Lie Cakes

[–]ThiZ 9 points10 points ago

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The Cake is a Pie

[–]hunkacheese 6 points7 points ago

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And then actually sell cakepies. This cannot go wrong.

[–]Saucyross 2 points3 points ago

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Im not sure what a cakepie is, but I want to eat it.

[–]ExPatBadger 1 point2 points ago

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I think it's similar to milksteak.

[–]ColdStoneCreamAustin 0 points1 point ago

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Upvote for you sir because I'm currently eating a side of fine jelly beans (raw of course).

[–]hunkacheese 0 points1 point ago

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When you simply can't decide

[–]FreeRadd 9 points10 points ago

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We R Baked

[–]earcaraxe 4 points5 points ago

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It's A Lie Cakes

[–]cambot 3 points4 points ago

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Wake and Bake

[–]Tyashi 4 points5 points ago

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White Flour!

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[–]Tyashi 0 points1 point ago

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nice!

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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Cake Superior

[–]lake-of-fire 3 points4 points ago

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Tiers of Joy

[–]qre 8 points9 points ago

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Chuck E. Cake's

[–]kat_fud 6 points7 points ago

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All Cake. When someone comes into your bakery, you can tell them 'You're in All Cake' (Urinal Cake).

[–]Buschfan 2 points3 points ago

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Get Caked

[–]sciuridae 2 points3 points ago

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Battery

[–]artholeflaffer 2 points3 points ago

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Mad Batters, M. Antoinettes, Snakes and Cakes (vivarium and bakery)ooh! Cakes on a Plane! Yes, that's it. How about "You're gonna die anyway so just shut up and eat the goddamn cake. It's f#cking delicious Cake Company"

[–]sakodak 5 points6 points ago

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Erotic Cakes.

[–]pics-or-didnt-happen 0 points1 point ago

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oooh!

[–]MaximumBob 2 points3 points ago

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Ricki Cake

[–]advocatel 1 point2 points ago

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hahahahha This had me in tears.

[–]fastrunnerny 1 point2 points ago

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Sticky Hands

[–]lordjord 1 point2 points ago

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Cakewalkers

The Cake Whisperer

[–]Bonesaw711 1 point2 points ago

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Cake N' Bake

[–]mrchunks 0 points1 point ago

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Meh. I'm going to have to delete mine now.

[–]Wigglyscuds 1 point2 points ago

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IT'S A CAAAAKE

That would be win.

[–]captainburp 1 point2 points ago

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Cakes n' Booze

[–]mrboucher 1 point2 points ago

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The Cake Isn't A Lie

[–]daretogo1 0 points1 point ago

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This should have more upboats.

[–]tinklebear 1 point2 points ago

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Red Vulva Cake

[–]Scoldering 1 point2 points ago

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Wake'n'Bake Cake Make, Inc.

[–]wolftrouble 1 point2 points ago

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I can't believe no one's suggested "The Cake Hole".

[–]j3ffr3y 1 point2 points ago

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Marie Antoinette

[–]prettyjellybean 1 point2 points ago

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You Take the Cake

[–]_pew_pew_pew 1 point2 points ago

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How about The Cakery

[–]red_rock 1 point2 points ago

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Cake or death!

[–]jaedon 1 point2 points ago

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Cake My Day

Yellow Cake - all of your cakes would be Weapons of Mass Deliciousness or rated for deliciousness/dangerousness. You could also have, for the baby boomers, a "Nixon: I am not a cake" cake.

Cake Tuss - located in the southwest?

[–]Barbed_Dildo 1 point2 points ago

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Sweet Cuppin' Cakes

or does nobody get that reference anymore?

[–]tapesmith 1 point2 points ago

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EH, STEVE!

[–]Mnementh2230 1 point2 points ago

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Cookin' the books.

[–]cl3ft 1 point2 points ago

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cake a diem

[–]cl3ft 1 point2 points ago

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Open your cake hole

[–]passim 0 points1 point ago

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Batter

[–]janeaustang 0 points1 point ago

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Cake off, Wanker!

[–]el_chief 0 points1 point ago

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Slayer Cake

[–]Surfer51 0 points1 point ago

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Cakes~a~lot

[–]noodhoog 0 points1 point ago

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Loony Toad Quack

Joss Ackland's Spunky Backpack

Ponce on the Heath

Rustledust

Hattie Jaques Pretentious Cheese Wig

[–]w24x192 0 points1 point ago

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Justifiable Torta - http://translate.google.com/#auto|it|cake

Pat's Isserie

[–]Spike_Spiegel 0 points1 point ago

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Marblecake

[–]apothekari 0 points1 point ago

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The Taken Cake: Javier Kaek & Etit Tu proprietors.

[–]MrFilmnatic 0 points1 point ago

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The Baked Cakes.

[–]Dr_Colossus 0 points1 point ago

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We Make Cakes!

[–]checker659 0 points1 point ago

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Troll Cakes

[–]greg_reddit 0 points1 point ago

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Easy as Cake

(I think that's a line from the east Indian character in Short Circuit)

[–]greprap 0 points1 point ago

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Insert Cake Here

[–]churnopol 0 points1 point ago

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Carlo's

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Babka

[–]warbaby-baby 0 points1 point ago

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Cake You

[–]Im_not_bob 0 points1 point ago

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Just Beat It

[–]sleeper141 0 points1 point ago

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1.I've had it with these mother fucking cakes on this mother fucking plane!!! (cakes on a plane) 2.CakeBook 3.MyCake 4.There is no I in cake. 5.Earth Quake Cakes (or maybe just EarthCakes) 6.Coffee Break Cakes 7. Electro Breakin' Cakes 8. United Cakes of America (come on...that ones pretty good) 9.Eggs and cake'n (sorry) 10.The Cake Charmers. (sorry again)

[–]conrick 0 points1 point ago

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Don Pastel

[–]Im_not_bob 0 points1 point ago

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The Cake Lair

[–]Jacko37 0 points1 point ago

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All Your Cake

[–]smashey 0 points1 point ago

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Just say cakes with a big fat lisp. Caaaakethh. You know?

[–]raveux 0 points1 point ago

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[It's] A Piece of Cake. thumbs-up

Slogan: We make baked cakes!

[–]robyns 0 points1 point ago

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So where will this joke see the light of day? The hive worked hard coming up with your writing assignment.

[–]platyviolence 0 points1 point ago

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Really Good Cakes

[–]JuniperJupiter 0 points1 point ago

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Tentacle Rape Cakes with Bukakke Frosting Time!

Not too harsh, is it?

[–]FuckInternetExplorer 0 points1 point ago

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OMG CAKES!!

[–]dead_ed 0 points1 point ago

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PedoBakes

[–]sculptedpixels 0 points1 point ago

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Let them eat ****

[–]jag8728 0 points1 point ago

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Oh Look, a Penis Cake

[–]notathrowaway 0 points1 point ago

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have your cake and eat it too

[–]gloomdoom 0 points1 point ago

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Do a Star Wars themed bakery and name it:

ChewBAKEa.

Thank you, goodnight.

[–]lanismycousin 0 points1 point ago

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Magic Mushroom Bakery

Cock Cake Factory

Muff Diver's Cake Company

Cake is Whack

Carol's Anal Kleptomania Eatery = C.A.K.E

Ashy Larry's Cake Factory

From Ashy to Cakey

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Aperture Cake Emporium ? that's A.C.E....

[–]lemonade_brezhnev 0 points1 point ago

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A Slice of the Action.

[–]Hald 0 points1 point ago

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Baking Baked . You may add bacon. (could be slogan)

[–]MrPatrickStewart 0 points1 point ago

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Sexy Cakes

[–]lionsgraphics 0 points1 point ago

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Muffins, AYEEEEEE

[–]AshNazg 0 points1 point ago

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Cake Titicaca.

[–]tapesmith 0 points1 point ago

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Cave Johnson.

[–]Switchbak 0 points1 point ago

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Cake-ophony

[–]whatisyournamemike 0 points1 point ago

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Master bakers

[–]whatisyournamemike 0 points1 point ago

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crummiest cakes

[–]awwwcute 0 points1 point ago

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In Yo(ur) Face. Cakes.

[–]MrSkimMilk 0 points1 point ago

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Tiers of Joy

[–]HacksawJimDGN 0 points1 point ago

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Cake Baking Company Name

[–]ShutupAlan 0 points1 point ago

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Rise to the Occasion

[–]PGRacer 0 points1 point ago

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Cake n Bake

[–]jaedon 0 points1 point ago

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inspired by poor font choice, a last minute submission:

Let The Meat Cake.

[–]thatguysbig 0 points1 point ago

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Microsoft Cake Company

[–]Jupiter21 0 points1 point ago

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Funny cake baking company FCBC Yes, you're welcome

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[deleted]

[–]Jupiter21 1 point2 points ago

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Is it funny though? Lol

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[deleted]

[–]YoureAWhore 4 points5 points ago

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Lame. Every last one of them.

[–]StoicBlackMan -1 points0 points ago

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CAKE LAKE

[–]cl3ft -1 points0 points ago

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cake don

[–]el_chief -1 points0 points ago

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Gayslice

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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Ask r/trees

[–]Mike_Wazowski 2 points3 points ago

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Not, a good idea. You would just get a lot of people asking what the address is and complaining about "how awesome it would be to have some cake right now."

[–]cl3ft -2 points-1 points ago

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cakealicious

[–]Iconate -3 points-2 points ago

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Fruit = Good Cake = Great Fruitcake = Nasty crap

[–]C7H5N3O6 -1 points0 points ago

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The Great EsCake

[–]gloomdoom 1 point2 points ago

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This one is so gross it's good.

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