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[–]RedPulse 325 points326 points ago

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VHS tape of Cool Runnings

[–]RedNeveren 40 points41 points ago

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This is the best answer to anything that I've ever seen.

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[–]insomnia2325 1 point2 points ago

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Agreed^

[–]bubbla 11 points12 points ago

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I applaud you sir for your ability to remain resolute in the face of popular opinion.

[–]rogue780 2 points3 points ago

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This is my favorite movie.

[–]Asliceofpizza 2 points3 points ago

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Holy shit that is crazy. Last week I bought my girlfriend Cool Runnings on VHS for $0.50 as a part of her birthday present. When I saw it sitting there with all the Disney VHS movies.. I knew it was the one.

[–]rreegg 3 points4 points ago

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(Cmd+F "Cool Runnings") ... Shit, you beat me.

[–]hillbillydan 1 point2 points ago

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wow great idea, I need to hint this to the wife...

[–]RedPulse 4 points5 points ago

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Sorry to break it to you on here, but I gave her one of these already and she's my wife now.

[–]hillbillydan 1 point2 points ago

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well now I know she has a copy at least, can I borrow it?

[–]RedPulse 1 point2 points ago

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All I'm saying, mon, is if we walk Jamaican, talk Jamaican, and is Jamaican, then we sure as hell better bobsled Jamaican.

[–]mariesoleil 1 point2 points ago

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You know what my grandfather says? Get back to work!

[–]kari19 1 point2 points ago

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I lol'd about this for like 20 minutes...

[–]schlitz100 948 points949 points ago

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Blow jobs.

[–]bI5h0p 59 points60 points ago

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Sometimes, I play a little game with myself: Before I click on "comments" on reddit, I make a guess on what the top post is.

This time, I won.

Thank you schlitz100, for making me win.

[–]doctorbeat 12 points13 points ago

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Oh come on, if you WOULDN'T have won, I'd be surprised.... everyone knew what the top comment would be!

[–]bI5h0p 5 points6 points ago

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... and so did I! Still, now I feel like I've been cheating a little.

[–]w3lcome_home 201 points202 points ago

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</thread> :)

[–]saintlawrence 28 points29 points ago

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I think we can elaborate. You might have ended this thread prematurely.

[–]hello_w0rld 13 points14 points ago

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It was probably for the best. Server loads may shoot up if we continue too long.

[–]nint22 9 points10 points ago

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The good news is that MySQL now supports magnum queries, but has issues with flaccid strings.

[–]little_z 6 points7 points ago

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qorries

FTFY

[–]AloofFool 5 points6 points ago

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Can't even erect a solid pun continuation.

[–]bluehazed 1 point2 points ago

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What a dick, eh? He sucks.

[–]EatATaco 7 points8 points ago

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The only thing premature in this thread will be ejaculations.

[–]saintlawrence 9 points10 points ago

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[–]awesomeideas 91 points92 points ago

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Want to do something sweet for my boyfriend... What's the male equivalent of flowers?

Oh, dear...

click

[Sigh]

[–]Geo1234 59 points60 points ago

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don't forget the Steak.

[–]IntlManOMystery 17 points18 points ago

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[–]gonzothefrog 11 points12 points ago

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no way is steak and a blowjob day my anniversary.

[–]moto125 8 points9 points ago

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that actually really isn't that good. That means you only get steak and a blowjob on one occasion. I get it on my anniversary AND on March 14th.

[–]gonzothefrog 3 points4 points ago

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never said it was good. also I'm lucky enough to have a gf who would gladly give me steak and a blowjob on any night of my choosing even though shes vegetarian. god i found an amazing girl :)

[–]moto125 1 point2 points ago

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yea.... I'm jealous.

[–]ryegye24 14 points15 points ago

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Wake up blow jobs, where you wake him up... with a blow job.

[–]DRS 1 point2 points ago

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[–]andrewsmith1986 23 points24 points ago

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Surprise blowjob.

[–]little_z 6 points7 points ago

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In an elevator. Trust me, it's awesome.

[–]DRS 2 points3 points ago

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Or on the road... or on a boat... or on a train... or...

[–]DanL19 2 points3 points ago

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With a goat...in the rain...here or there...everywhere.

[–]eyeslikelighters[S] 35 points36 points ago

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Well....DUH. But that won't be anything out of the ordinary...I was looking for a little something extra. :)

[–]schlitz100 83 points84 points ago

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2 girl BJ. He will never forget that for the rest of his life.

[–]bg370 60 points61 points ago

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Double blow job! All the way!

[–]doyouwantwater 21 points22 points ago

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So intense.

[–]Anecdope 16 points17 points ago

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What does it mean?

[–]Monsoon77 7 points8 points ago

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Its so intense! But what does it mean?

[–]DammitMan 5 points6 points ago

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It's starting to look like a triple blowjob!!

[–]eyeslikelighters[S] 142 points143 points ago

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Nice try, boyfriend.

[–]ProbablyHittingOnYou 61 points62 points ago

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I mean, you are asking what your boyfriend would like...

[–]kirstead 45 points46 points ago

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Please go to bed dude.

[–]Wzevon 24 points25 points ago

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Who needs sleep when you can have karma.

[–]ConsciousThought 5 points6 points ago

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..touche´

[–][deleted] 22 points23 points ago

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A finger up his ass? That's a little extra to the BJ.

[–]mithra62 55 points56 points ago

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no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no

[–]EatATaco 23 points24 points ago

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Why? A finger up the butt while ejaculating is a wonderful feeling. And you don't even have to be gay to enjoy it.

[–]mithra62 11 points12 points ago

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Don't think it's gay at all; I had a really bad experience with this once but after learning about just why the fuck someone would do that to me I found out, yup, some dudes go for it. Just ask a masseuse.

A little advice though: give dude a heads up before attempting; you REALLY don't want to just go for it.

[–]HandsomeDan 1 point2 points ago

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In my defense, none of the other altar boys complained.

[–]BeJeezus 1 point2 points ago

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no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no hey wait that feels kinda good

[–]sscrofulous 1 point2 points ago

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ah, the Accidental Tourist... don't knock it 'til u try it, folks.

[–]jfallon126 6 points7 points ago

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No seriously. We're that simple.

You could add a new twist though. Offer to film it, dress up as something he likes, new lingerie, etc.

[–]misterandon 2 points3 points ago

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Two blowjobs?

[–]MercurialMadnessMan 6 points7 points ago

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Do something naughty that he likes that you haven't done before. Find a new position. Wear something naughty. Oil yourself and order midget wrestlers. Be creative.

[–]au5lander 2 points3 points ago

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I was with you until the midget wrestlers....no way I could watch my SO all oiled up with midget wrestlers.

[–]csmokes 14 points15 points ago

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If you want something above and beyond a blow job, I think you're in anal sex territory. :)

[–]mcanerin 4 points5 points ago

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I came here to say this, even though I KNEW this would not only have been posted, but would be the top post...

I had to settle for upvoting, you bastard.

[–]zgh5002 5 points6 points ago

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[–]foamed 2 points3 points ago

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Give him a blow job while he drinks his favorite beer and plays with lego! Or replace lego with Minecraft!

[–]aldenp 1 point2 points ago

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I was expecting this to be the top comment.

[–]KevoTMan 1 point2 points ago

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This is the only answer worth mentioning. 90% of men probably came in here with this on their mind right away.

[–]nuseramed 94 points95 points ago

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A blow job... oh, something out of the ordinary? Wake him up with a blow job. When you're done, give him a peck on the forehead, say "Just because" and smile.

Fine, non-blowjob alternate: buy a six pack of his favorite beer and attempt to cook him one of his favorite meals. Don't stress out too much about it, enjoy the process, but when you're eating it, make some light self-criticisms about how you could make it better next time - you don't have to say it overtly, but leave the implication hanging in the air that, over the course of the time you know him, you're going to get really, really good at making that meal. WARNING: Avoid the iconic meals from his childhood. Maybe you can make those one day, but don't move into mom's territory just yet - it's nearly impossible to compete with memories. Do you watch TV shows together or something? Does he have a favorite? Afterward, cuddle up on the couch with him and watch an episode. Then you blow him.

[–]eyeslikelighters[S] 26 points27 points ago

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You win, good sir. :)

While I'm not going to cook (he gets off work too late and will be too hungry to wait for me to cook something), I plan on showing up with hot pizza, cold beer, and a couple seasons of It's Always Sunny in hand (and of course ending the night with a good blow). Maybe I'll drop a few hints at the pizza turning into a legit meal once his work schedule is better suited for a proper meal.

Thank you for the wonderful suggestions. :D

[–]aliarcy 7 points8 points ago

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Pizza is ALWAYS a legit meal.

[–]apple_kid 13 points14 points ago

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hellooooo cook the meal WHILE he's at work, so it's ready WHEN he gets home. unless you're too lazy to cook, that's a much better excuse anyway.

[–]CuntSmellersLLP 4 points5 points ago

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also, practice your bj muscles while he's at work. i'll volunteer.

[–]Daynjazone 2 points3 points ago

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I've had lots of girlfriends, if any of them had done something this wonderful- they'd be my wife. I'd recommend jalapeño and sausage along with Spaten ale.

[–]dhnaranjo 1 point2 points ago

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That's a load. Cook while he's at work. If you're a little slower than he is, he can handle a 5-10 minute wait for a solid meal.

[–]fxkqwan 4 points5 points ago

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This a great idea, implicitly suggesting that you appreciate him and want the relationship to continue without explicitly putting yourself in any 'too early' situations. Y'know, like flowers.

[–]Darianfall 151 points152 points ago

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The answer to this question is always: Steak and a blowjob.

[–]spinozasrobot 12 points13 points ago

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| Steak, beer and a blowjob.

FTFY

[–]DRS 1 point2 points ago

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[–]kimhmm 3 points4 points ago

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I have a serious question: What if this is something he gets regularly? I like steak, so I make it a lot, I like giving head, so he gets it a lot, and there's always beer in the fridge.

What is a different alternative that doesn't involve cooking (which he always gets done for him), and isn't centered around sex or a blowjob (those will always be part of a suprise / at least will always come later)?

[–]splattypus 134 points135 points ago

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people keep asking this. the answer is blow job.

[–]Unwanted_opinion 8 points9 points ago

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Yes blow job then beef jerky

[–]splattypus 7 points8 points ago

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just beef. jerky, steak, burgers, kabobs, its all good.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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Don't forget steak tartare!

[–]Dr__Acula 99 points100 points ago

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Ambush BJ

[–]YourMovieMinute 10 points11 points ago

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[–]oxywebguy 8 points9 points ago

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Wait, so does that mean that if I get a woman flowers, it's the equivalent of me getting a blowjob? I knew flowers were good, but damn!

[–]eyeslikelighters[S] 6 points7 points ago

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Hahaha...I think it depends on the situation, and how/where/why the flowers were sent. For me it was less about the actual flowers and more the fact that he wanted to let me know he was thinking about me. It was really thoughtful.

That being said, tossing me on the bed and tearing my clothes off would have been just as appreciated.

[–]oxywebguy 2 points3 points ago

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True, but with a blowjob, the reasoning never matters. How/why/where.... who cares! I'm getting a BJ! I like the tearing clothes thing better than giving flowers.

[–]eyeslikelighters[S] 1 point2 points ago

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Good point!

I like the tearing clothes thing better than giving flowers.

Roll with that. I think if you find a girl who digs that more than flowers you'll be a happy dude. I like to us ladies who believe tearing clothes > flowers are pretty damn cool.

[–]Kahnza 19 points20 points ago

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Be naked and watching porn the next time he comes over. If his clothes don't instantly fall off, I don't know what else you could do.

[–]eyeslikelighters[S] 14 points15 points ago

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Clothes coming off are not a problem...more-so the standard. :)

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

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A bouquet of RAM.

[–]epicgeek 17 points18 points ago

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He likes beer, legos,

Make him a flower and a beer out of legos. Then have sex with him.

[–]eyeslikelighters[S] 11 points12 points ago

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I actually really, really love this idea. Thank you!! Guess I'll be ransacking the basement for the ol' tub of legos when I get off work!

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[–]whencanistop 7 points8 points ago

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I'd tend to think that Beer was the equivalent of flowers. Blow jobs are the equivalent to a romantic meal. If a man takes a woman on a weekend away somewhere romantic, I don't know what she'd have to do...

[–]WhenIWoke 21 points22 points ago

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Buttsex.

[–]eyeslikelighters[S] 9 points10 points ago

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Hahaha, so blunt.

[–]CuntSmellersLLP 7 points8 points ago

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Buttsex alone doesn't count as a present. Anally fuck his dick. As in, he stays still, and you repeatedly impale yourself on it.

[–]eyeslikelighters[S] 6 points7 points ago

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I definitely agree that on whatever scale you use to measure sexual favors against acts of affection...

flowers = beer much more than flowers = bjs.

That being said, I like him so much we just might tip the scale in his favor.

[–]whencanistop 7 points8 points ago

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Awww - young love.

Just remember this post in 6 months time when he gives up trying and you still have to put out.

Or more likely, in 6 months time when he's still trying and you've got bored so you just throw on some trackie bottoms and sit in front of the telly watching sex in the city.

No I'm not bitter at all.

[–]rajma45 2 points3 points ago

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"Trackie", "telly". You talk funny.

[–]GoateeDude 38 points39 points ago

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Wow, up less than a minute and the most true answer for all male humans is already in evidence. Grats, Redditors, you certainly know your/our men! :)

(and yes, the BJ is definitely the male equivalent of flowers)

[–]Zifna 8 points9 points ago

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As a woman, I can assure you that I do not have fantasies about getting flowers.

I mean, I understand most guys want blow jobs, but that doesn't make them a trivial gesture on the level of chocolates/flowers and it seems kind of dumb that guys say that they are.

I mean, you could gallantly show up with chocolates and flowers for any woman you knew (from your five-year-old to your 50-year-old co-worker) if you thought they needed cheering up, and no one would think anything of it, but I wager you and a number of others would be a little distraught if your ladies went around blowing co-workers and kindergardners.

Just my rant.

[–]brickout 47 points48 points ago

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BJ, backrub, breakfast in bed. The 3 Bs.

[–]el_phantasmo 21 points22 points ago

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i thought it was bj, beer, and bbq

[–]brickout 12 points13 points ago

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I'm not familiar with that particular 'B' array, but I'd not kick it out of bed for eating crackers.

[–]dirtyuncleron69 2 points3 points ago

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"Every year more Booze, more Bullshit, more Butt Fucking."

"Sure, the 3 B's..."

[–]swampnuts 19 points20 points ago

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Steak and a blowjob.

[–]pics-or-didnt-happen 35 points36 points ago

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To actually answer your question, the equivalent of flowers for a man is a sandwich. Not joking.

[–][deleted] 45 points46 points ago

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Sigh

I haven't gotten a sandwich since I put a ring on her finger. :(

[–]mithra62 24 points25 points ago

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Sympathy upboat for you poor sir...

[–]look_of_so_much_win 3 points4 points ago

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Somebody, MAKE THIS MAN A SAMMICH!!

[–]fivre 1 point2 points ago

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As of this comment, this is the first comment that doesn't mention blowjobs. There are eight comments above it, not counting children.

[–]Tehowner 9 points10 points ago

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[–]EndlessRain 10 points11 points ago

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I have to say this is more like new jewelry than flowers.

[–]olafthebent 28 points29 points ago

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Go rent that Princess Leia outfit from Return of the Jedi

He may propose

[–]nathanaz 18 points19 points ago

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Only if you look more like Leia than Jabba....

[–]eyeslikelighters[S] 15 points16 points ago

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Haha, definitely more like Leia... ;)

[–]olafthebent 19 points20 points ago

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I'm not joking... if you walked into the bedroom with that on without telling him first... holy shit.

I know I'd totally freak out while thinking "This chick is TOTALLY FREAKING AWESOME"

[–]eyeslikelighters[S] 16 points17 points ago

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I'm not sure he's into Star Wars enough for that to be ultra-sexy...but maybe I'll get something equally fun to wear whilst walking into the bedroom. Thanks for the input!

[–]MachinShin2006 13 points14 points ago

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he doesn't need to be into Star Wars, that's the wonderful part. that leia bikini would look wonderful on any reasonably attractive woman

[–]elbekko 9 points10 points ago

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He must've seen Star Wars at least once. And if a straight man remembers anything from that movie apart from a planet blowing up, it's damn well Leia's bikini.

[–]LiquidHelium 3 points4 points ago

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You are right, Star Wars is lame, dress up as a Klingon instead.

[–]_mach 3 points4 points ago

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Is he male? We don't have to dig Star Wars to appreciate the iconography. [edit] or the boobs.

[–]nathanaz 2 points3 points ago

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Do it, then.... its a solid idea!

[–]eyeslikelighters[S] 3 points4 points ago

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Hahaha, legos are one thing, Star Wars...another.

[–]rottinguy 16 points17 points ago

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blowjobs

[–]FinalSin 3 points4 points ago

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Buy Lego. Open. Remove last/crucial piece. Bag up with instructions, send to him at work. Surprise him at the end of work with a coffee an the last piece. "missing piece in my life" metaphor optional.

[–]whiskeyclone_cyclone 2 points3 points ago

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just basically beg him for sex on the fly. ram him up against the wall if it strikes you. certain guys like to be feel like they're running the show, but most guys like to feel worshiped sexually. so sure, "BJ!", duh. But tell him exactly how much you've been dying to suck his dick.

[–]darkciti 29 points30 points ago

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Anal.

[–]farceur318 31 points32 points ago

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This is the answer, not blowjobs. Blowjobs should be an every day kind of thing. Not something special. Anal is the fancy china of sex.

[–]prodijy 5 points6 points ago

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have an upvote for your excellent metaphor.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago*

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You're a sweetheart and you have a sense of humor. Gladly upvoted.

If singing is your talent, then sing. And don't worry about what anyone thinks about it. Sing because it gives you joy. More reason is not required.

[–]eyeslikelighters[S] 6 points7 points ago

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Thank you! :) Your comment made my day and I will absolutely take your advice.

[–]ViolenceIsGolden 1 point2 points ago

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What?! I urge you NOT to do this. You've been dating one month? No, under no circumstances do this. This happened to me once, with a girl I had only been dating a few weeks. It was sheer awful, torture and made me think she was crazy. I dumped her the next day. TOO SOON.

[–]NielDLR 6 points7 points ago

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Maybe because I'm a musician myself, a song would be perfect.

[–]eyeslikelighters[S] 3 points4 points ago

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I'm glad someone else agrees with this too. He really seemed to like it when I played last night. Thanks. :) I definitely feel a little more comfortable about singing it now.

[–]bedford10 2 points3 points ago

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Lingerie and fucking his brains out.

[–]BeJeezus 2 points3 points ago

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You can get a ridiculous number of lego pieces by mail order from BrickLink.com for way cheaper than buying boxed sets... order him like 2,000 identical (your favorite color here) 2x4 bricks.

(Real lego people always want a big pile of similar bricks, instead of the random assortment from a set.)

[–]StManTiS 2 points3 points ago

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Torque Wrench...nuff said

[–]byttle 2 points3 points ago

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A blumpkin

[–]Strayphoenix6 2 points3 points ago

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Take your clothing off with your teeth.

Give him a blowjob.

Tell him he has the perfect dick.

Bake cookies.

Then give him another blowjob.

He'll never raise his voice to you again.

[–]Baconnaise 7 points8 points ago

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Have a pizza ordered/delivered to his work for lunch.

[–]Lyrana 8 points9 points ago

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Or have a bouquet of cookies delivered. I did that for my ex once- they're tasty, and you can pick a non-girlie arrangement.

[–]eyeslikelighters[S] 3 points4 points ago

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Ohhh, I like this idea. He works at a pretty large office...if I can find out how to make sure it gets to him I'll do this!

[–]Baconnaise 5 points6 points ago

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If you can't get his specific location, have the delivery guy go the receptionist and say "I have a delivery for [boyfriend's name here]". Receptionist usually knows how to find people.

This is kinda how it works in my building that has quite a few people.

[–]eyeslikelighters[S] 4 points5 points ago

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Very good point. Thanks so much for the suggestion!

[–]thesituational 1 point2 points ago

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NO!

This would mean he has to share the pizza with his office. Did you have to share the flowers with the office? Not equivalent at all.

[–]mcanerin 9 points10 points ago

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Plus, the BJ is missing....

[–]carsarelame 3 points4 points ago

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I love it when my lady friends cook me something delicious. Bake him a cake or cookies or whatever. There's also all of the obvious sexual favours.

[–]GeneraLeeStoned 5 points6 points ago

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Two things,

make something like, arts and crafty, girls love doing that shit, and if I got something that looks like a lot of time and thought went into, it'd make me feel really special.

but then, buy him something useful, like... something cool off thinkgeek.com or something. give him the handmade gift first.

[–]eyeslikelighters[S] 4 points5 points ago

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Thanks for your answer. :) I like this idea.

I'm not exactly an arts and crafty kind of girl (I'd rather change his car battery or oil or something like that on the sly instead...) but I have been thinking about doing a couple mix cd's or something. I could make them all fancy and cute.

Any crafty suggestions? Something you'd like if a girl made it for you?

[–]GeneraLeeStoned 1 point2 points ago

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idk, was just throwing an idea out there lol. buying new lingerie is never a bad idea either :p

[–]funkah 10 points11 points ago

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God I hate this question. Cook him a steak and suck his fuckin dick, it's really not difficult

[–]kevinlanefoster 1 point2 points ago

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Someone posted a link to a pic of something their GF sent to them at work, it was a bouquet, but the flowers were cookies of all different kinds. That would be pretty cool too. :)

I'd rather have a BJ myself, but that's something he could show off to others, at least. ;)

[–]eyeslikelighters[S] 2 points3 points ago

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Ohhh, I like that. I might go that route or the sending-a-pizza-to-work route. I wonder if there's a cookie place like that around here... Thanks!

[–]kevinlanefoster 1 point2 points ago

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If not, you can bake some different kinds of cookies (or buy them, however you're feeling) and you can buy the fake stems for flowers from a craft shop easily enough.

[–]whatshenanigans 1 point2 points ago

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This isn't a BJ suggestion. (sorry)

But almost all men like knives and fancy lighters, whether or not they ever use them.

[–]ctoph 1 point2 points ago

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I think the best kinds of gifts are things that you want but would never get for yourself because they are impractical/a little silly or whatever. So what is something that he would never get for himself but you know he would really like to have. Get him that and he will love you forever and think about you every time he sees it and thinks its awesome.

[–]BeJeezus 1 point2 points ago

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My girlfriend once came to my work wearing hot pants and grilled bacon for me at my desk on a little Foreman grill at lunchtime.

This was two years ago. Everyone at work is still jealous.

[–]The_Norwegian 1 point2 points ago

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..And now, everyone on the interwebs.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I really hope Daniel talks about this on his show :p

[–]Ginsoakedboy21 1 point2 points ago

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Heart shaped burgers.

Seriously.

[–]GrimmDeathberry 1 point2 points ago

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I'm actually pretty curious about this as well.

I knew the answer was going to be blowjob even before I opened the thread, but what if I already give him blowjobs on a regular basis? And I deepthroat too?

This thread is proving most unhelpful!

PS. I feel sorry for all the guy's on reddit whose girlfriends don't give them head on a regular basis. ):

[–]bik 1 point2 points ago

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Steak and felatio. Nothing is more romantic.

[–]Gozdilla 1 point2 points ago

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disco ball

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Head.

[–]MikeFingSanders 1 point2 points ago

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Sandwich, beer blowjob

[–]jearbear 1 point2 points ago

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a bouquet of beer

[–]Autodidactic 1 point2 points ago

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12 pack of good beer (and a blow job of course!)

[–]smort 1 point2 points ago

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The joke really is dead reddit. Blowjobs should be way too frequent to be the equivalent to flowers.

Check for something of his favorite band / game / whatever. Be creative.

[–]eyeWired 1 point2 points ago

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The blowjob answer is bullshit. Yes, we like blowjobs. Yes they're fun and hot and lead to other things...more sexy than sweet though.

Cook something. Or bake him a pie. My girlfriend occasionally will just randomly bring me something she's cooked...something she knows I love...and we enjoy it together. I mean to me it really shows she cares...she took the time to think of something, get the ingredients and actually make it.

Blowjob takes no thought. It makes me think "Oh okay, she's horny, let's go for it!" not "aww, my girlfriend is the most thoughtful person in my world."

Yeah so cook something.

...and then, you know, later, if you're up for it....then you go in for the BJ.

[–]enkrypt0r 1 point2 points ago

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Disco ball.

[–]greg25 1 point2 points ago

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Surprise him somewhere that he won't be expecting you to show up.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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Sing the song! Do it!

[–]eyeslikelighters[S] 7 points8 points ago

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For real? Not straying too far into creeperdom?

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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A month together isn't that long, but with "the conversation" + flowers already happening, I definitely think he'd really like it.

I know I would!

[–]eyeslikelighters[S] 7 points8 points ago

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:) You've totally reassured me...thank you!!! Wish me luck.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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No prob, good luck! Damn, now I'm jealous. My gf rarely does anything like this...

[–]eyeslikelighters[S] 6 points7 points ago

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Thanks! Haha, aww, don't be jealous. I think a lot of our excitement to do things for each other comes from the relationship being so new. That being said, he's just so darn sweet it makes me want to show him how much I appreciate him.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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The jealously... It hurts! Ha but, she was never any different... :(

[–]eyeslikelighters[S] 4 points5 points ago

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Aw, cheer up buttercup! Perhaps you can lead by example and maybe she'll follow?

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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I've tried too often at this stage... I have a feeling that when we're not physically together she doesn't actually remember who I am. Hmm.

[–]eyeslikelighters[S] 5 points6 points ago

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Oh jeeze, now you're just making me sad. Maybe you need to be searching for a chica who'll appreciate your efforts?

[–]sternje 9 points10 points ago

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Write him a little note. Leave it someplace he'll find it.

[–][deleted] 32 points33 points ago

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on it : Coupon for 1 free Blowjob

[–]eyeslikelighters[S] 4 points5 points ago

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:) He would love that.

[–]naoptovke 1 point2 points ago

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Food.

[–]Cooljol 2 points3 points ago

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Massage

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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Blow jobs.... Just like everyone else's suggestion.

[–]cinematix 2 points3 points ago

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beer and wings, if you are looking for something non-sexual

[–]signed_proposal 1 point2 points ago

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that's just silly and... ah fuck it.

[–]AnnArchist 1 point2 points ago

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A video game and time to play it.

Blowjobs are standard with any relationship I'm in....

[–]eyeslikelighters[S] 1 point2 points ago

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I like this answer... However, he only plays guitar hero (and we've already played "strip guitar hero". he's much better than I am).

Blowjobs are standard with any relationship I'm in....

Glad I'm not the only one!

[–]AnnArchist 1 point2 points ago

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You could get him one he doesn't have.

Or you could just buy him a part for his (next) PC like a highly rated PSU with modular cables or a new PC case.

[–]GrimmDeathberry 1 point2 points ago

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Agreed! I feel sorry for the guy's of reddit who don't get blowjobs on a regular basis from their girlfriends. ):

[–]ctothe 3 points4 points ago

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Aw, a lady in my office just received flowers from her boyfriend just because too! I was pretty jealous. It seriously can make any girls day.

As far as your boyfriend, besides a blow job of course, I think anything handmade with meaning is great. Or even just find a perfect card online that has something to do with one of your inside jokes. Make it look like you searched for hours for the perfect card.