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[–]Tuxedage 16 points17 points ago

How many anarchists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, because the lightbulb must change itself.

How do you starve an American anarchist?

Hide their food stamps under their degree.

Why did the dyslexic anarchist try to have sex with a toilet?

Because he wanted to fuck the Cistern.

What's orange and red, and looks good on a cop?

Fire.

What do you call an anarchist in a three piece suit?

The defendant

[–]DiggerDingDong 2 points3 points ago

slow claps

[–]RosieLalala 0 points1 point ago

That last one is amazing!

[–]Anarchobrony 0 points1 point ago

Last one = A+

[–]briesa37 10 points11 points ago*

Why couldn't the anarchist get her Phd? Because she had no masters!

Why can't anarchists draw a straight line? No Rulers!

How many internet anarchists does it take to change a lightbulb? Read the FAQ!

How many Occupiers does it take to change a lightbulb? We better not. The cops told us not to. This is a peaceful protest!

How many an-caps does it take to change a lightbulb? None, the market will take care of that.

How many Democrats does it take to change a lightbulb? Obama will do it for us! He's just been biding his time till the second term.

How many Marxists does it take to change a lightbulb? None, the bulb's internal contradictions will inevitably lead to revolution.

How many American anarchists does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just watch Youtube videos of Greeks doing it.

[–]schote 0 points1 point ago

How many Marxists does it take to change a lightbulb? None, the bulb's internal contradictions will inevitably lead to revolution.

Thank you for making my day.

[–]mattmcneany 2 points3 points ago

Damnit used my best Anarchist joke here just last week. (Apologies for the repost)

Two anarchists are sitting behind a dumpster making a Molotov and the first turns to his comrade as ask: 'Comrade where are we going to throw this?' to which his comrade replies 'What do you I look like; a fucking intellectual?'

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[–]calantorntain[S] 4 points5 points ago

Anarchists hate puns?!

I hadn't been particularly pro-the-man before. This is making me rethink my position.

[–]tabassman 7 points8 points ago

A real anarchist would see this as pun-ishment un-jestly placed by a cont-loling regi-meme wit no due authori-titty. Titty.

[–]wbhyatt 0 points1 point ago

bu du, clash!

[–]konquererz 0 points1 point ago

TIL Anarchists don't make up very good jokes. :P

[–]RosieLalala 2 points3 points ago

You're no fun!