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Why do law abiding anarchists only drink herbal tea? (self.Anarchism)
submitted 4 months ago by calantorntain
Because Proper-Tea is theft.
[–]Tuxedage 16 points17 points18 points 4 months ago
How many anarchists does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, because the lightbulb must change itself.
How do you starve an American anarchist?
Hide their food stamps under their degree.
Why did the dyslexic anarchist try to have sex with a toilet?
Because he wanted to fuck the Cistern.
What's orange and red, and looks good on a cop?
Fire.
What do you call an anarchist in a three piece suit?
The defendant
[–]DiggerDingDong 2 points3 points4 points 4 months ago
slow claps
[–]RosieLalala 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
That last one is amazing!
[–]Anarchobrony 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
Last one = A+
[–]briesa37 10 points11 points12 points 4 months ago*
Why couldn't the anarchist get her Phd? Because she had no masters!
Why can't anarchists draw a straight line? No Rulers!
How many internet anarchists does it take to change a lightbulb? Read the FAQ!
How many Occupiers does it take to change a lightbulb? We better not. The cops told us not to. This is a peaceful protest!
How many an-caps does it take to change a lightbulb? None, the market will take care of that.
How many Democrats does it take to change a lightbulb? Obama will do it for us! He's just been biding his time till the second term.
How many Marxists does it take to change a lightbulb? None, the bulb's internal contradictions will inevitably lead to revolution.
How many American anarchists does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just watch Youtube videos of Greeks doing it.
[–]schote 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
Thank you for making my day.
[–]mattmcneany 2 points3 points4 points 4 months ago
Damnit used my best Anarchist joke here just last week. (Apologies for the repost)
Two anarchists are sitting behind a dumpster making a Molotov and the first turns to his comrade as ask: 'Comrade where are we going to throw this?' to which his comrade replies 'What do you I look like; a fucking intellectual?'
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[–]calantorntain[S] 4 points5 points6 points 4 months ago
Anarchists hate puns?!
I hadn't been particularly pro-the-man before. This is making me rethink my position.
[–]tabassman 7 points8 points9 points 4 months ago
A real anarchist would see this as pun-ishment un-jestly placed by a cont-loling regi-meme wit no due authori-titty. Titty.
[–]wbhyatt 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
bu du, clash!
[–]konquererz 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
TIL Anarchists don't make up very good jokes. :P
[–]RosieLalala 2 points3 points4 points 4 months ago
You're no fun!
[–]Evolutionfire -14 points-13 points-12 points 4 months ago
What do you call an anarchist on monday? Comrade
What do you call an anarchist on tuesday? Asshole
What do you call an anarchist during direct action? Fascist
What do you call an anarchist after the revolution? Nothing...they're all dead or in hiding
Ok, ok, none of that was funny, it was all terrible, but thats anarchy for you.
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